07-12-2005, 12:14 AM
Sat. Night after some heavy drinking:
Me: lets go upstairs and I'll put it in your pooper.
Mrs. Bill: only if you promise to do that thing with your tounge first.
Me: In!
Mrs. Bill: what?
Me: nothing, just me being retarded.
Mrs Bill: your a putz, no anal for you.
Me: Get throat fucked bitch....
I had to put make-up on this morning to hide my black eye.....
Me: lets go upstairs and I'll put it in your pooper.
Mrs. Bill: only if you promise to do that thing with your tounge first.
Me: In!
Mrs. Bill: what?
Me: nothing, just me being retarded.
Mrs Bill: your a putz, no anal for you.
Me: Get throat fucked bitch....
I had to put make-up on this morning to hide my black eye.....

