I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
Sat. Night after some heavy drinking:
Me: lets go upstairs and I'll put it in your pooper.
Mrs. Bill: only if you promise to do that thing with your tounge first.
Me: In!
Mrs. Bill: what?
Me: nothing, just me being retarded.
Mrs Bill: your a putz, no anal for you.
Me: Get throat fucked bitch....
I had to put make-up on this morning to hide my black eye.....
I spend too much time here.... -
Swits - 07-12-2005
get her to join IT
I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
Swits Wrote:get her to join IT 
that would be bad....
I spend too much time here.... - Beaucephus - 07-12-2005
Bill Wrote:Sat. Night after some heavy drinking:
Me: lets go upstairs and I'll put it in your pooper.
Mrs. Bill: only if you promise to do that thing with your tounge first.
Me: In!
Mrs. Bill: what?
Me: nothing, just me being retarded.
Mrs Bill: your a putz, no anal for you.
Me: Get throat fucked bitch....
I had to put make-up on this morning to hide my black eye.....
Bill does your wife know about IT??? I wouldn't show this shithole to my wife for the life of me. That's why I never log on from home. Plus I don't want her knowing that people think I am gay. :|
I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
Beaucephus Wrote:Bill does your wife know about IT??? I wouldn't show this shithole to my wife for the life of me. That's why I never log on from home. Plus I don't want her knowing that people think I am gay. :| 
think? who are you kidding...
Mrs. Bill knows about IT. I've mentioned Clay and G$...she wants no part of it..
I spend too much time here.... -
Jimmy - 07-12-2005
Bill Wrote:that would be bad....
Tell me about it.
I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
Mrs Bill would be way too eagar to swap tit for junk pics...
I spend too much time here.... - Banana - 07-12-2005
Jimmy Wrote:Tell me about it.
...
I spend too much time here.... - VitaminE - 07-12-2005
Dude Mrs Bill would love this palce(sp).
I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
VitaminE Wrote:Dude Mrs Bill would love this palce(sp).
I'll get Mrs. Bill on here the day the spoucer logs on.
I spend too much time here.... -
cLaY - 07-12-2005
Bill Wrote:think? who are you kidding...
Mrs. Bill knows about IT. I've mentioned Clay and G$...she wants no part of it..
Mrs. Bill has never met me yet she already is in love with the cock.
I spend too much time here.... - VitaminE - 07-12-2005
Bill Wrote:I'll get Mrs. Bill on here the day the spoucer logs on.
I call bullshit!
I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
VitaminE Wrote:I call bullshit!
so do I! cause VitE would just make a troll to fill in for him.
I spend too much time here.... - VitaminE - 07-12-2005
Bill Wrote:so do I! cause VitE would just make a troll to fill in for him.
PM Me Bills phone number. I'll get the spouser on the horn when she posts. She's funny as hell. She may be a little freaked about the cat talk. She'll recognise the hook comments immediately.
I spend too much time here.... -
cLaY - 07-12-2005
"the hook" is that a spoucer nickname?
I spend too much time here.... - VitaminE - 07-12-2005
VitE talks to the spouser in third person and references the hook.
I spend too much time here.... - Bill - 07-12-2005
VitaminE Wrote:PM Me Bills phone number. I'll get the spouser on the horn when she posts. She's funny as hell. She may be a little freaked about the cat talk. She'll recognise the hook comments immediately.
I'll be having Mrs. Bill check out this thread this evening to see if she's up for it...
I spend too much time here.... - VitaminE - 07-12-2005
The spouser think the hook likes like a banana seat for gay bicyclists.
I spend too much time here.... -
cLaY - 07-12-2005
VitaminE Wrote:The spouser think the hook likes like a banana seat for gay bicyclists.
Holy shit...the spoucer must love cock, all shapes and colors.
I spend too much time here.... -
minorthreat - 07-12-2005
cLaY Wrote:Holy shit...the spoucer must love cock, all shapes and colors.
Why do you think he's so excited to hang out. It's his wife making him do it.