[VitaminE]

Take someone's answer and create a new question.



Hey Tom,

How did you like being a hetrosexual?

I quit after the 5th hole.

[asshat]

Hey Cameltoe, the guys were just fucking around with you at the gym today. I hope you didn't get mad that they put you in the bukkake circle and all tossed off on your new suit. What did you say to them?

quit fucking up my threads.

[asshat]

Hey G$D, are you wanting some cock today?

I am really craving this today. I really dont know why.

[asshat]

Hey CT, what'd you give your mom for Mothers Day?

an STD

[asshat]

Hey Beau, you gonna be sucking dicks behind walmart this morning and then at the subway later on today?

probably just Subway today.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Hey asshat what did you do last night?

I can't remember the guy's name

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

So you spent the night with a guy. I guess this means youre coming out of the closet. How does it feel?

Woot. This is great.

[asshat]

G$D, tell me what you said to cLaY when he was jackhammering your backside in the bushes behind the YMCA building?

Is it nice? How does it feel?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Was this the first time youve been with a guy asshat?

No.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Tom is pretty amazing

[CT280]

Asshat, you seem to be mechanically inclined. what is your profession, dude?

[i]fag fucking fart farmer.

[/i]

[asshat]

Hey G$D, I noticed you sure spent a long time in the men's room at that roadside rest stop. What's the deal?

I am sincerely curious.

Curious? About what?

Dick.

Ewwwkay..........

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

What was it you said to leeman last night asshat?

Come on Lee, let's go

blow out my penis

[leeman]

Hey Bdic ...

What do you think about the smack technique (PS?) from the members here?

Fuckin' amateurs.

[TomFoolery]

Hey Beau, what did you tell the bath house employees when they asked if you wanted all 7 of them at once?

This shithole needs all the members it can get.

[Beaucephus]

Lee, 10 COCKS IN ONE NIGHT???

Yepp and they are getting tiresome ....

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Asshat what did you say about TF?

I was thinking...

There is one stretch of

rear

I will have to do a lot of driving

in

Really? Is that so.

Yeah.

at least

4 or 5

times

tonight

[Gerard]

I are confused.

[Dr. Lecter]

Yo Bill, what helps you climax when you are having sex with the Mrs?

the mental image of "Carson" from queer eye

[VitaminE]

G$ what do you think of the new swanson's cock and anus TV dinners?

I dont mind them. Sometimes just being able to pop shit in the microwave is kinda nice.

[TomFoolery]

Asshat, why do you pay hobos on Main Street 50¢ each to lick the smegma from their foreskin?

It has the same consistency of cheese cake. Damn good stuff.