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Sexual Injuries
#21

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I was banging this one chick down in her basement and we're going along and she's kinda getting into it, if you know what I mean. So there we are, my balls are slapping off her ass like two wet hacky sacks. Sure, she's struggling, but the tape seems to be holding alright. Then, low and behold, I see some headlights glancing through the room, and I am like, holey fucking shit and I pushed her. Not hard, just a little to like, you know, get her the fuck off away from me so I can get my pants and she slips and falls and her fucking knees land on the glass in the floor from where I came in the window. And now she is crying like a little bitch. She barely hit the floor, and I mean barely. There is no way it is hurting like she is putting on. So anyway, I just get the fuck out. I am sure she was fine.

you fucked up your story
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#22

I'll go.

Once, during some drunk, sloppy sex my husband managed to ram my butthole pretty hard on accident. I wasn't expecting it, so it hurt pretty bad. I started crying and we had to stop. :S
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#23

cLaY Wrote:you fucked up your story
There are windows in basements, dumbass.
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#24

PurpleHaze Wrote:I'll go.

Once, during some drunk, sloppy sex my husband managed to ram my butthole pretty hard on accident. I wasn't expecting it, so it hurt pretty bad. I started crying and we had to stop. :S

i'm trying to imagine this in my head.
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#25

i got it. he's hitting you from behind, you rock too far forward, his dick slides out, he tries to adjust as you come back, and he hits the 2 hole by mistake? Huh
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#26

the beginning of an orgasm... mixed with a leg cramp is no fun..

uhhh.. getting fucked so hard it hurts to wipe when ya pee is no fun..

No injuries...except for a knot on the top of my head when i got fucked into the headboard..

Minorthreat wishes
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#27

Before we were married the wife and I used to frequent cheap hotel rooms. It was a cold night and the hotel we went to had a radiator. Well I was walking around nekkid and pointing. I turned real quick and the hook brushed against the radiator. Got a nice burn/blister right on the helmet. Kinda ruined the evening.
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#28

Ah...the good ol' days.
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#29

Sore wrist..that's about it.
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#30

Blondie Wrote:Sore wrist..that's about it.

:confused: Seriously? Was this solo or...? Cause, my wrist is never sore. Jaw, maybe. Wrist, no. Please explain. :lol:
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#31

Banana Wrote::confused: Seriously? Was this solo or...? Cause, my wrist is never sore. Jaw, maybe. Wrist, no. Please explain. :lol:
No I never get confused.

this solo or
might have been. Good reason.
Where did you get your
wrist is never sore?Was that the first time?What about other times?Wow you are very polite.

There is no more information to clarify.I'm glad you find this amusing.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#32

Banana Wrote::confused: Seriously? Was this solo or...? Cause, my wrist is never sore. Jaw, maybe. Wrist, no. Please explain. :lol:

>< yes.
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#33

I wouldn't call it an injury. Sore hips
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#34

Blondie Wrote:>< yes.

Hmmm. See my technique involves very little energy, so wrists never hurt. Maybe I'll make you a video. Wink
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#35

Anything that works overtime.

Wrist, jaw, hips..I once had my nipple bit HARD. That hurt for a couple days.
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#36

Banana Wrote:Hmmm. See my technique involves very little energy, so wrists never hurt. Maybe I'll make you a video. Wink

Yes please.
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#37

Broken collarbone, torn ACL and MCL, 3 dislocated fingers, 3rd degree burns, a fractured skull, cuts and scrapes.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#38

Blondie Wrote:Yes please.

:confused: Are you my troll?
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#39

Paddy Wrote:Broken collarbone, torn ACL and MCL, 3 dislocated fingers, 3rd degree burns, a fractured skull, cuts and scrapes.

Marry me?
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#40

I'll add ligature burns, rug burns and scratches.
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