Sexual Injuries - Printable Version

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Sexual Injuries - dora - 09-30-2005

have you ever hurt yourself or someone else during sex?

i have just last week
i was sitting on my boyrfirned face and he was giving me oral and i got a little carried away and ended up grinding into him and smashed his lip onto his teeth and popped his lip

Sexual Injuries - cLaY - 09-30-2005

dora Wrote:have you ever hurt yourself or someone else during sex?

i have just last week
i was sitting on my boyrfirned face and he was giving me oral and i got a little carried away and ended up grinding into him and smashed his lip onto his teeth and popped his lip

can i see your vagina?

Sexual Injuries - Banana - 09-30-2005

:eek: I used to suck on guy's necks a long time ago and would break the blood vessles. :confused:

I mean, I was sitting on my boyfriend's face and got excited and ended up grinding his lips into his teeth :mellow:

Sexual Injuries - WoolyGoat - 09-30-2005

A hickey is not a sexual injury.

Sexual Injuries - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005

Sunday the wife was sticking a wooden spoon in my ass and I think she busted one of my hemmoroids....

I am still sitting funny today

Sexual Injuries - Banana - 09-30-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:A hickey is not a sexual injury.

I was being silly there.

Sexual Injuries - Michman - 09-30-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:Sunday the wife was sticking a wooden spoon in my ass and I think she busted one of my hemmoroids....

I am still sitting funny today

Sin,
Pepsi.

Sexual Injuries - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005

Michman Wrote:Sin,
Pepsi.

pepsi had a pimple.. i had a hemmoroid

Sexual Injuries - dora - 09-30-2005

cLaY Wrote:can i see your vagina?

no
do you not have any sexual injury stories?

Sexual Injuries - cLaY - 09-30-2005

dora Wrote:no
do you not have any sexual injury stories?

please?

i've fucked for so long my dick has been sore. thats about it.

Sexual Injuries - Jdub - 09-30-2005

Does a cramp count?

Sexual Injuries - dora - 09-30-2005

you guys are either all lying or you have boring sex lives

Sexual Injuries - leucetios - 09-30-2005

Either that, or we're not clumsy fucks with bad coordination. >_>

Sexual Injuries - SanDog - 09-30-2005

My woman was riding my face the other night and buster my lip. Does that count?

Sexual Injuries - cLaY - 09-30-2005

its hard to hurt yourself when the only person you have sex with is yourself.

Sexual Injuries - what? - 09-30-2005

cLaY Wrote:its hard to hurt yourself when the only person you have sex with is yourself.

I'd think that would double your chances Confused

cratch:

Sexual Injuries - Secret Squirrel - 09-30-2005

I was screwing my girlfriend so hard once I broke her hip. She was pissed but come on, she was 84. That was the last time we ever did it. The nursing home banned me.

Sexual Injuries - Jdub - 10-01-2005

There was this one time I got the gerbil stuck in Richard Gere's ass, does that count?

Sexual Injuries - what? - 10-01-2005

once I was beatin off and got it all torqued up, tried to swap hands, and blew out my elbow. my arm was in a sling for a month

Sexual Injuries - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 10-01-2005

I was banging this one chick down in her basement and we're going along and she's kinda getting into it, if you know what I mean. So there we are, my balls are slapping off her ass like two wet hacky sacks. Sure, she's struggling, but the tape seems to be holding alright. Then, low and behold, I see some headlights glancing through the room, and I am like, holey fucking shit and I pushed her. Not hard, just a little to like, you know, get her the fuck off away from me so I can get my pants and she slips and falls and her fucking knees land on the glass in the floor from where I came in the window. And now she is crying like a little bitch. She barely hit the floor, and I mean barely. There is no way it is hurting like she is putting on. So anyway, I just get the fuck out. I am sure she was fine.