[cLaY]

I was banging this one chick down in her basement and we're going along and she's kinda getting into it, if you know what I mean. So there we are, my balls are slapping off her ass like two wet hacky sacks. Sure, she's struggling, but the tape seems to be holding alright. Then, low and behold, I see some headlights glancing through the room, and I am like, holey fucking shit and I pushed her. Not hard, just a little to like, you know, get her the fuck off away from me so I can get my pants and she slips and falls and her fucking knees land on the glass in the floor from where I came in the window. And now she is crying like a little bitch. She barely hit the floor, and I mean barely. There is no way it is hurting like she is putting on. So anyway, I just get the fuck out. I am sure she was fine.

you fucked up your story

[PurpleHaze]

I'll go.

Once, during some drunk, sloppy sex my husband managed to ram my butthole pretty hard on accident. I wasn't expecting it, so it hurt pretty bad. I started crying and we had to stop. :S

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

you fucked up your story

There are windows in basements, dumbass.

[CT280]

I'll go.

Once, during some drunk, sloppy sex my husband managed to ram my butthole pretty hard on accident. I wasn't expecting it, so it hurt pretty bad. I started crying and we had to stop. :S

i'm trying to imagine this in my head.

[CT280]

i got it. he's hitting you from behind, you rock too far forward, his dick slides out, he tries to adjust as you come back, and he hits the 2 hole by mistake?

[Belle]

the beginning of an orgasm... mixed with a leg cramp is no fun..

uhhh.. getting fucked so hard it hurts to wipe when ya pee is no fun..

No injuries...except for a knot on the top of my head when i got fucked into the headboard..

[Shadrach]

Before we were married the wife and I used to frequent cheap hotel rooms. It was a cold night and the hotel we went to had a radiator. Well I was walking around nekkid and pointing. I turned real quick and the hook brushed against the radiator. Got a nice burn/blister right on the helmet. Kinda ruined the evening.

[Banana]

Ah...the good ol' days.

[Blondie]

Sore wrist..that's about it.

[Banana]

Sore wrist..that's about it.

:confused: Seriously? Was this solo or...? Cause, my wrist is never sore. Jaw, maybe. Wrist, no. Please explain. :lol:

[Sassy]

:confused: Seriously? Was this solo or...? Cause, my wrist is never sore. Jaw, maybe. Wrist, no. Please explain. :lol:

No I never get confused.

this solo or
might have been. Good reason.
Where did you get your
wrist is never sore?Was that the first time?What about other times?Wow you are very polite.

There is no more information to clarify.I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Blondie]

:confused: Seriously? Was this solo or...? Cause, my wrist is never sore. Jaw, maybe. Wrist, no. Please explain. :lol:

>< yes.

[goldan]

I wouldn't call it an injury. Sore hips

[Banana]

>< yes.

Hmmm. See my technique involves very little energy, so wrists never hurt. Maybe I'll make you a video.

[Blondie]

Anything that works overtime.

Wrist, jaw, hips..I once had my nipple bit HARD. That hurt for a couple days.

[Blondie]

Hmmm. See my technique involves very little energy, so wrists never hurt. Maybe I'll make you a video.

Yes please.

[Paddy]

Broken collarbone, torn ACL and MCL, 3 dislocated fingers, 3rd degree burns, a fractured skull, cuts and scrapes.

[Banana]

Yes please.

:confused: Are you my troll?

[Banana]

Broken collarbone, torn ACL and MCL, 3 dislocated fingers, 3rd degree burns, a fractured skull, cuts and scrapes.

Marry me?

[Blondie]

I'll add ligature burns, rug burns and scratches.