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Hi assholes
#21

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Marry your best friend, not some chick who knows how to deep throat. It's better.
(believe me.... sigh)


you'll never be completely satified in your relationship if everything is not complete....i never said friendship wasn't important

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#22

From a woman's perspective:
Don't marry the hot guy with the smouldering sneer. He'll treat you bad.
Marry the guy you laugh with, talk to, the guy who's slow to anger. Marry the guy who treats you like a queen.
(sigh)
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#23

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:From a woman's perspective:
Don't marry the hot guy with the smouldering sneer. He'll treat you bad.
Marry the guy you laugh with, talk to, the guy who's slow to anger. Marry the guy who treats you like a queen.
(sigh)


yeah clay go ahead...:loool:

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#24

dood I feel for ya.....your marrying the right one...but I see you getting tired of not gettting any.....could lead to problems...

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#25

Why do we always seem to end up discussing Clay's sex life?
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#26

Michman Wrote:dood I feel for ya.....your marrying the right one...but I see you getting tired of not gettting any.....could lead to problems...

it does, i get frustrated with her. But I also give her the benefit of the doubt. Working and going to school full time kinda puts sex on the bottom of her list of priorities. Its definately not like it used to be, but its still there.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#27

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why do we always seem to end up discussing Clay's sex life?

What sex life?

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#28

PurpleHaze Wrote:Why do we always seem to end up discussing Clay's sex life?

I know...its depressing that I have a bangin' fiance' who never gives it up.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#29

fem Wrote:What sex life?

Isnt rubbing one out in the bathroom considered sex?

See You In Toledo
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#30

BIRD33 Wrote:Fag.
That was yesterday.... you missed your chance for some lovin, li'l fella.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#31

BIRD33 Wrote:Isnt rubbing one out in the bathroom considered sex?

I guess if I got told to take care of myself so much, I would consider that my sex life.

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#32

BIRD33 Wrote:Isnt rubbing one out in the bathroom considered sex?

Hell yes, so is fucking a warm wash cloth.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#33

cLaY Wrote:Hell yes, so is fucking a warm wash cloth.
I hear fucking the inside of a double stuffed crust pizza gets the job done too.
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#34

I want sex.
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#35

PurpleHaze Wrote:I hear fucking the inside of a double stuffed crust pizza gets the job done too.

After the Pizza Roll scare I'm done fucking warm foods.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#36

PurpleHaze Wrote:I hear fucking the inside of a double stuffed crust pizza gets the job done too.


gets the job done??? fuck yes it does.
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#37

cLaY Wrote:I know...its depressing that I have a bangin' fiance' who never gives it up.
Don't feel left out. I got a bangin' wife who I might get it once every 2 weeks.

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#38

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I want sex.

Hola. Me llamo Tomás.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#39

TomFoolery Wrote:Hola. Me llamo Tomás.

Hola! Yo quiero Tomas, por favor.
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