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i've got nothin' today
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Than can you post your girls tan a-cup titties?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
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pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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no, she won't let me go near them, especially with a camera.
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drop the camera and jump on it. Did you tell her you'd give her the mexican jumping bean yesterday?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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cLaY Wrote:i've got nothin' today
...and today is different from yesterday how? j/k
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how was your day of hetero-ness yesterday?
p.s. I have completely exhausted my asshole, wrists and mouth from yesterday's activities. I have a newfound respect for ya Clayton.
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Michman Wrote:drop the camera and jump on it. Did you tell her you'd give her the mexican jumping bean yesterday?
Jump on it? What's that mean? Like fondle her, she won't let me touch her. I haven't seen a human vagina in like 2 months.
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maybe she's born again? saving herself for marriage...? or she's been informed of the gheyness
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its actually been about 2 weeks. she's on the rag now, and usually the only other time i see her is when we are in bed so there's not a lot of free time for sex.
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cLaY Wrote:its actually been about 2 weeks. she's on the rag now, and usually the only other time i see her is when we are in bed so there's not a lot of free time for sex.
the rag...so what....lay down a towel...she won't get pregnant...there's always oral gratification for you...or a good right hand...:=p
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Fairiedust Wrote:the rag...so what....lay down a towel...she won't get pregnant...there's always oral gratification for you...or a good right hand...:=p
hahaha you suggesting her giving me oral is hilarious! She'd tell me to go take care of it myself...
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cLaY Wrote:hahaha you suggesting her giving me oral is hilarious! She'd tell me to go take care of it myself...
DO NOT MARRY THIS WOMAN...I REPEAT DO NOT MARRY THIS WOMEN...
that is all...thank you
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Fairiedust Wrote:DO NOT MARRY THIS WOMAN...I REPEAT DO NOT MARRY THIS WOMEN...
that is all...thank you
Thanks, but no thanks...
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Marry your best friend, not some chick who knows how to deep throat. It's better.
(believe me.... sigh)
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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This is funny! :loool:
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Marry your best friend, not some chick who knows how to deep throat. It's better.
(believe me.... sigh)
Nailed it...
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This thread seems like it's taking a warm and fuzzy direction.
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