12-02-2004, 07:02 AM
....that I hooked up with some drunk chick that I used to see reguarly at the bar. She was actually a pretty good looking girl with blond hair and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of.
Any way we decide to head to her place for a little after hours activity. We drink a few beers and listen to some shitty dance music that all club girls seem to enjoy nowadays. My friend hooks up with her friend and takes her into her bedroom, leaving me with my conquest for the night. We decide to get it started. The sex was cool, she was really into it and so was I, I guess. I was pretty intoxicated so I am just guessing if it was good or not. Anyway I end up staying there for the night.
The next morning, I decide to wake her up by poking her in the ass with my morning wood. She decided to wave off my attempts and instead proceeded to blow me. She kept doing this for about 15 minutes or so, not minding that I have been watching Sportscenter the whole time. I gave her what I had and let her keep the change. She fell back asleep. I decided it was time to go. This is where I got freaked. As I got out of bed, I noticed a hot little white thong on the floor. As I really looked at it I also noticed a brown streak of shit down the back string part of it. I bailed quickly, waking my buddy and getting the fuck out of there. I could never look at her the same again and sad to say never gave her the dicken's again either. The shit art was too powerful. Good day.
Any way we decide to head to her place for a little after hours activity. We drink a few beers and listen to some shitty dance music that all club girls seem to enjoy nowadays. My friend hooks up with her friend and takes her into her bedroom, leaving me with my conquest for the night. We decide to get it started. The sex was cool, she was really into it and so was I, I guess. I was pretty intoxicated so I am just guessing if it was good or not. Anyway I end up staying there for the night.
The next morning, I decide to wake her up by poking her in the ass with my morning wood. She decided to wave off my attempts and instead proceeded to blow me. She kept doing this for about 15 minutes or so, not minding that I have been watching Sportscenter the whole time. I gave her what I had and let her keep the change. She fell back asleep. I decided it was time to go. This is where I got freaked. As I got out of bed, I noticed a hot little white thong on the floor. As I really looked at it I also noticed a brown streak of shit down the back string part of it. I bailed quickly, waking my buddy and getting the fuck out of there. I could never look at her the same again and sad to say never gave her the dicken's again either. The shit art was too powerful. Good day.
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