There was this one time...... - Printable Version

There was this one time...... - Printable Version

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There was this one time...... - minorthreat - 12-02-2004

....that I hooked up with some drunk chick that I used to see reguarly at the bar. She was actually a pretty good looking girl with blond hair and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of.
Any way we decide to head to her place for a little after hours activity. We drink a few beers and listen to some shitty dance music that all club girls seem to enjoy nowadays. My friend hooks up with her friend and takes her into her bedroom, leaving me with my conquest for the night. We decide to get it started. The sex was cool, she was really into it and so was I, I guess. I was pretty intoxicated so I am just guessing if it was good or not. Anyway I end up staying there for the night.
The next morning, I decide to wake her up by poking her in the ass with my morning wood. She decided to wave off my attempts and instead proceeded to blow me. She kept doing this for about 15 minutes or so, not minding that I have been watching Sportscenter the whole time. I gave her what I had and let her keep the change. She fell back asleep. I decided it was time to go. This is where I got freaked. As I got out of bed, I noticed a hot little white thong on the floor. As I really looked at it I also noticed a brown streak of shit down the back string part of it. I bailed quickly, waking my buddy and getting the fuck out of there. I could never look at her the same again and sad to say never gave her the dicken's again either. The shit art was too powerful. Good day.

There was this one time...... - Banana - 12-02-2004

Ewwwww. I tried to think of something clever to say, but.....ewwwwwww.

There was this one time...... - asshat - 12-02-2004

The good news is that she obviously had functioning bowels.

There was this one time...... - Banana - 12-02-2004

And good news that you didn't put it in the butt.

There was this one time...... - minorthreat - 12-02-2004

Banana Wrote:And good news that you didn't put it in the butt.

:*>

There was this one time...... - asshat - 12-02-2004

Arby is down with the dirt road run. Too bad about the tell tale panties.

There was this one time...... - ClamDigger - 12-02-2004

can u share her number

There was this one time...... - leucetios - 12-02-2004

minorthreat Wrote:and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of.

1. Has anyone actually ever tried to bounce a quarter off of someone's ass?

2. Are you sure a quarter would bounce off of her ass, or would it just get stuck in the muck?

There was this one time...... - NinjaBassist - 12-02-2004

Wow. Thats all I have to say.

There was this one time...... - VitaminE - 12-02-2004

Great story MT! RACK you and your presence of mind to take in some sportscenter while at the full service pump.

There was this one time...... - SanDog - 12-02-2004

I have seen a story similar to that before. Did you post that at another site?

There was this one time...... - minorthreat - 12-03-2004

SanDog Wrote:I have seen a story similar to that before. Did you post that at another site?

No I usually never post about my sex life. Tosser puked in a thong once and Tom posted that.

There was this one time...... - Anhil8tor - 03-06-2005

:bump:

There was this one time...... - snarg - 03-06-2005

damn, i was gone when this appeared, thanks for the bump, 8
i woulda moved in with her

Confused

narg:

There was this one time...... - Hamcannon - 03-06-2005

she did doodoo...

There was this one time...... - Jimmy - 03-06-2005

She's saving trees.

There was this one time...... - budlight - 03-06-2005

You got what you wanted and got the hell out, no harm, no foul. I say kudos to you!