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There was this one time......
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....that I hooked up with some drunk chick that I used to see reguarly at the bar. She was actually a pretty good looking girl with blond hair and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of.
Any way we decide to head to her place for a little after hours activity. We drink a few beers and listen to some shitty dance music that all club girls seem to enjoy nowadays. My friend hooks up with her friend and takes her into her bedroom, leaving me with my conquest for the night. We decide to get it started. The sex was cool, she was really into it and so was I, I guess. I was pretty intoxicated so I am just guessing if it was good or not. Anyway I end up staying there for the night.
The next morning, I decide to wake her up by poking her in the ass with my morning wood. She decided to wave off my attempts and instead proceeded to blow me. She kept doing this for about 15 minutes or so, not minding that I have been watching Sportscenter the whole time. I gave her what I had and let her keep the change. She fell back asleep. I decided it was time to go. This is where I got freaked. As I got out of bed, I noticed a hot little white thong on the floor. As I really looked at it I also noticed a brown streak of shit down the back string part of it. I bailed quickly, waking my buddy and getting the fuck out of there. I could never look at her the same again and sad to say never gave her the dicken's again either. The shit art was too powerful. Good day.
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#2

Ewwwww. I tried to think of something clever to say, but.....ewwwwwww.
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#3

The good news is that she obviously had functioning bowels.
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#4

And good news that you didn't put it in the butt.
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#5

Banana Wrote:And good news that you didn't put it in the butt.
:*>
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#6

Arby is down with the dirt road run. Too bad about the tell tale panties.
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#7

can u share her number
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minorthreat Wrote:and an ass that you could bounce a quarter off of.

1. Has anyone actually ever tried to bounce a quarter off of someone's ass?

2. Are you sure a quarter would bounce off of her ass, or would it just get stuck in the muck?
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#9

Wow. Thats all I have to say.

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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#10

Great story MT! RACK you and your presence of mind to take in some sportscenter while at the full service pump.
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#11

I have seen a story similar to that before. Did you post that at another site?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#12

SanDog Wrote:I have seen a story similar to that before. Did you post that at another site?

No I usually never post about my sex life. Tosser puked in a thong once and Tom posted that.
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#13

:bump:
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#14

damn, i was gone when this appeared, thanks for the bump, 8
i woulda moved in with her

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#15

she did doodoo...
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#16

She's saving trees.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#17

You got what you wanted and got the hell out, no harm, no foul. I say kudos to you!
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