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Redneck Home Security
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#2

at least it works.

DIVTIVS VOS OBTVTVS IN CASSVS, PENITVS CASSVS OBTVTVS IN VOS.
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#3

I moved our smoke alarm this weekend. It is hooked into the alarm system. When I took it down all hell broke loose - the alarm started screaming. So I shut it off and two minutes later the phone rings. ADT saying that they had a "trouble report" from the smoke detector. I said there's no fire, I'm moving it. They said (in different words) "No, there's no fire, but someone is fucking with your smoke detector"

Was kind of impressive.

There's no point here. Stop looking for it.
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#4

that reminds me of the grasshopper and the toad.
the grasshopper spends his whole summer gathering food for winter, while the toad just sits around and has fun. Well winter comes around and the grasshopper dies and the toad gets his car, girlfriend, and fruits from the grasshoppers labbors.

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#5

stupid grasshoppers :angry:
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#6

Who'd want to steal anything out of a house trailer anyway??? Rolleyes
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#7

pay attention, it was the SMOKE DETECTO-... oh, you didn't mean me did you? :$
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#8

If you get through the security... be sure to ring the bell....
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