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Redneck Home Security - CodeWarrior - 07-29-2004

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Redneck Home Security - War - 07-29-2004

at least it works.

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Redneck Home Security - leucetios - 07-29-2004

I moved our smoke alarm this weekend. It is hooked into the alarm system. When I took it down all hell broke loose - the alarm started screaming. So I shut it off and two minutes later the phone rings. ADT saying that they had a "trouble report" from the smoke detector. I said there's no fire, I'm moving it. They said (in different words) "No, there's no fire, but someone is fucking with your smoke detector"

Was kind of impressive.

There's no point here. Stop looking for it.

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Redneck Home Security - War - 07-29-2004

that reminds me of the grasshopper and the toad.
the grasshopper spends his whole summer gathering food for winter, while the toad just sits around and has fun. Well winter comes around and the grasshopper dies and the toad gets his car, girlfriend, and fruits from the grasshoppers labbors.

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Redneck Home Security - leucetios - 07-29-2004

stupid grasshoppers :angry:

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Redneck Home Security - halfasleep - 07-30-2004

Who'd want to steal anything out of a house trailer anyway???

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Redneck Home Security - leucetios - 07-30-2004

pay attention, it was the SMOKE DETECTO-... oh, you didn't mean me did you? :$

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Redneck Home Security - halfasleep - 08-04-2004

If you get through the security... be sure to ring the bell....

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