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I saw this female I used to go to High School with at the bar on Saturday. She wanted to get with me back then because of my legendary status, and she wanted to get with me on Saturday too. She asks me to come over to her place after bar close, so I take another three shots of Cuervo and drive over there.
We smoke some weed and I try making out with her, but I pretty much get the red light. When I make a bolder move she tells me she's on the rag. She wouldn't give me head either. I called her a bitch, grabbed her phone number out of my coat pocket and left it on the table, and took the fuck off.
Seriously, what kind of cunt invites you to her house--while drunk--at 2:15 on a Saturday night for something other than sex?
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The kind that gives tom foolery a red light?
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did you use any breath mints??
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She just wanted to cuddle.
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she's got relationship on the mind. should have stuck it out until this weekend and tried licking her pussy or putting your penis in her vagina. sucks you're an impatient bastard. on a scale of 1 to 10, what does she get?
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I live by the old "good things come to those who wait" addage but I'm thinking you've waited an awefull long time to get laid......you should take out a billboard add or something.
3rd on this case, some patience would have helped you much. one day off but she would have given you some big reward.
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TomFoolery Wrote:No, I should not have tried sticking it out until this weekend. That cunt said, "You should come over some time" and then 5 minutes later changed it to, "You should come over tonight."
She is about a 6. Maybe. I had to try and bang her so I wouldn't lose face with my friends. On a side note, my friends are about the worst wingmen ever. Michman's quote to that broad in Chicago, "It's a good thing I'm here, otherwise Tom wouldn't know what to do." gets the #1 spot.
I hate you for making me feel guilty, I'll book a plane ticket so I can come up there this weekend and help get you laid.
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You should have beat her unconscious with your penis and had your way. No jury would convict based on her actions.
I believe there is a 1-2 week hold out period in the don't be a skank version of the Womans handbook.
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I now understand what part of your problem may be.
You should not have gotten pissed and stormed off. Chances are she was interested in a hook-up, but didn't want to come off as a total skank, so she was putting the brakes on. Had you played along, next weekend you would have progressed.
Now, you have just given yourself the cred with another girl of being a jerk who only wants to hook-up. Now, even if that is the case, you can't let that be known, because word spreads like wildfire amongst women about who is just looking for ass and will dog you the next day, and who might be worthwhile enough to wait for a bit.
fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.
fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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Impatient bastard is right.
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Her weight Over\Under-142 Lbs
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the bitch clearly acted improperly
at the moment she invited foolery to her crib at closing, the deal was closed
that being said, foolery erred as well
no reason to cut off yer dick to spite the cunt
you could have gotten some
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You did good Tom. That bitch was just a tease. She didn't know what she wanted, she pussed out when it came down to the sex. What a waste of time.
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I wouldn't consider pullling the Tony Danza on this chick "Illigal"
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