[bam]

I'm still thinking of reasons. Feel free to add to the list.

[bam]

I don't litter.

[bam]

Parents adore me.

[bam]

I'm learning to play the ukulele. (Evil people don't play them.)

[Father Juan]

I'm learning to play the ukulele. (Evil people don't play them.)

[Father Juan]

Oh, and this.

[bam]

I haven't played it naked yet lol

[BIRD33]

Bam this thread is vain and probably inaccurate.

[bam]

Actually, all of the things I've said are entirely true. CT said he didn't see a thread about me being a good girl. He had a point. So I made one.

[BIRD33]

Congrats on your parents liking you.That must have been a real achievement to make that happen.I bet you would litter if it was legal.So far I'm calling bullshit on this whole thread.

[bam]

Not my parents Bird. Other people's parents. But yeah, getting my parents to like anyone- including me- was quite a chore. Why would I litter if it was legal? That's disgusting.

[bam]

I don't scream at sucky phlebotomists.

[Blondie]

Youre nice to this guy even though he has little dick syndrome.

http://www.slutload.com/watch/EGGD4geul4...Willy.html

[BIRD33]

Is little dick syndrome similar to cockeyed nipple syndrome?

[bam]

Not sure actually.