08-11-2007, 12:36 AM
Spork is walking to Cain when he is confronted by a group of average looking asian women.
AZN WHORES: Excuse me, do you know how to get to Marquee?
S p o r k: Yes.
AZN WHores: Can you tell us where it is?
S p o r k: No.
AZNz: Why?
SSSSSSSSSPORK: Because none of you are getting in. THey have a 5'4 height requirement for women so why don't you just bend over right here, I'll fuck you in the ass and we can call it a night?
They didn't believe me.
And I'm the asshole? Jesus.
-SporK
AZN WHORES: Excuse me, do you know how to get to Marquee?
S p o r k: Yes.
AZN WHores: Can you tell us where it is?
S p o r k: No.
AZNz: Why?
SSSSSSSSSPORK: Because none of you are getting in. THey have a 5'4 height requirement for women so why don't you just bend over right here, I'll fuck you in the ass and we can call it a night?
They didn't believe me.
And I'm the asshole? Jesus.
-SporK
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-SPorK
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