[Oli-dogg]

Oli-dogg's here to clean up and eliminate
Some fucked up cutlery from the side of my dinner-plate
Let me reiterate, it's not a spoon nor a fork
Retarded and short, that's right it's The Spork

Only in New York, would this tool be accepted
By design he's defective, by women he's rejected
He's also infected, with extreme homo genes
He talks about women, but he dreams of gay fiends

There's no swapping teams, he'll proceed at full speed
One day he'll write a book...once he learns how to read
There's no chance he'll breed, and for that we are blessed
He prefers chest on chest, than to fondle a breast

This message-board pest, is seeking male romance
Lucky he's a homo because women give him no-chance
He used to work in finance, but now he just lingers
He could count up to 10 but then ran out of fingers

Let's burn him to cinders, and let the ash settle
The Spork has no use, he's worthless scrap metal
That shit that you peddle...man, you love to speak-shit
Spork: so shit to eat-with, no women to sleep-with.

[leeman]

I gotz newz for you.

Spork dangels from the balls of BEW now so your efforts are futile.

[Oli-dogg]

I gotz newz for you.

Spork dangels from the balls of BEW now so your efforts are futile.

I posted there too, for a double bitch-slap
Spork dangles from balls. That's a known fact.

[PinesChic]

good rappin oli

[Oli-dogg]

good rappin oli

I'm a battle-rap assassin. If you come across a bigger retard than Spork, call me.

Better yet, send out the Oli-dogg distress signal: