Spork is me. -
SporK - 08-11-2007
Spork is walking to Cain when he is confronted by a group of average looking asian women.
AZN WHORES: Excuse me, do you know how to get to Marquee?
S p o r k: Yes.
AZN WHores: Can you tell us where it is?
S p o r k: No.
AZNz: Why?
SSSSSSSSSPORK: Because none of you are getting in. THey have a 5'4 height requirement for women so why don't you just bend over right here, I'll fuck you in the ass and we can call it a night?
They didn't believe me.
And I'm the asshole? Jesus.
-SporK
Spork is me. -
WoolyGoat - 08-11-2007
I'll be first in line to get your book.
The creative writing is top notch!
Spork is me. -
who - 08-11-2007
The fork in the road
Spork is me. - ntype - 08-12-2007
who Wrote:The fork in the road
prolly more in jail for obsene behavior, rape, and so on.