[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

[Bill]

What?'s baby's mamma at the beach with her "In-laws"

[SanDog]

Bill was the only one who had any idea what might be happening in this photo.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I like the bitch with the pink skirt pulled down enough to show off her thong she got in the three pack from Target. Its like reverse Plumber's daughter skirt.

[Bill]

I like the bitch with the pink skirt pulled down enough to show off her thong she got in the three pack from Target. Its like reverse Plumber's daughter skirt.

I'm betting she's had her head stuck in a car window too.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'm betting she's had her head stuck in a car window too.

She'd have to take some peroxide to that dirty mane before Scotty'd bang her in front of his buds.

[Bill]

She'd have to take some peroxide to that dirty mane before Scotty'd bang her in front of his buds.

It's not the hair as so much as the face that scares me.
Rack scotty for being a horny fuck.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

It's not the hair as so much as the face that scares me.
Rack scotty for being a horny fuck.

He was always an equal opportunity fucker. He didn't cull much when it came to the pussy. It always kind of depended on what there was to pick from. If there were 10 chics around, he'd go for the best one. Five chics, same thing. If there was only one chic, regardless, she might as well go ahead and call in late for work the next day.

[Bill]

He was always an equal opportunity fucker. He didn't cull much when it came to the pussy. It always kind of depended on what there was to pick from. If there were 10 chics around, he'd go for the best one. Five chics, same thing. If there was only one chic, regardless, she might as well go ahead and call in late for work the next day.

Yeah I guess being left behind a rodeo stand with your pants around your ankles, jizz on your ass, and your head stuck in a car window is a valid excuse for being late to work.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yeah I guess being left behind a rodeo stand with your pants around your ankles, jizz on your ass, and your head stuck in a car window is a valid excuse for being late to work.

You might not want to mention the jizz on the ass, but the rest is probably in the handbook.

[Bill]

You might not want to mention the jizz on the ass, but the rest is probably in the handbook.

You're right, it is in the handbook, right next to tounging a dead trucker!

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

You're right, it is in the handbook, right next to tounging a dead trucker!

I did not tongue him. It was textbook mouth to mouth.

[SanDog]

I did not tongue him. It was textbook mouth to mouth.

I did not know that "knot in the cherry stem" technique was in the mouth to mouth textbook.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I did not know that "knot in the cherry stem" technique was in the mouth to mouth textbook.

You would have let him die.

[BIRD33]

You would have let him die.

Yea I probably would have.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Yea I probably would have.

Yeah, when the paramedics arrived you'd have probably been working on giving him his 3rd happy ending, right through the death spasms.

[SanDog]

You would have let him die.

He would have choked on my cock.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

He would have choked on my cock.

I'll alert the next of kin. They'll be thrilled.

[SporK]

Bitch in pink skirt is UNFUCKABLE. Period.

-Spork

[ntype]

Bitch in pink skirt is UNFUCKABLE. Period.

-Spork

there's still the doggy style option.

aaah those youngsters.