06-27-2005, 08:35 PM
anybody know how long you can go without beer before it starts to affect you pyhisically? I don't need my poop to be all runny and stuff.
Seriously, I need to drop a few LBS.....
06-27-2005, 08:40 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Runny poop will make you lose weight faster.
yeah but then I gotta deal with the whole stained undershorts thing.....as it is I cann't stand having to wipe.....that whole thing about being MM away from having my fingers immersed in poop just freeks me out.
06-27-2005, 08:42 PM
Bill Wrote:yeah but then I gotta deal with the whole stained undershorts thing.....as it is I cann't stand having to wipe.....that whole thing about being MM away from having my fingers immersed in poop just freeks me out.
Dude we know you are a redneck. Dont pretend like you own underwear. :loool:
Fuck.
06-27-2005, 08:44 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Dude we know you are a redneck. Dont pretend like you own underwear. :loool:
shhh.... since when does not having a crotch meen they're no longer underwear?
06-27-2005, 08:45 PM
Dude. Drink liquor with diet soda. Captain Morgan's and diet 7-up is $$$.
06-27-2005, 08:47 PM
Bill Wrote:shhh.... since when does not having a crotch meen they're no longer underwear?
You know they actually charge more for shit like that? Makes no sense to me. Less material should be less money.
Fuck.
06-27-2005, 08:48 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Dude. Drink liquor with diet soda. Captain Morgan's and diet 7-up is $$$.
look what it's done to your boobs! I'm trying to loose a few not pack them on..... The boobs are looking splendiferous though
06-27-2005, 08:49 PM
Bill Wrote:look what it's done to your boobs! I'm trying to loose a few not pack them on..... The boobs are looking splendiferous though
That's actually from lack of alcohol.
06-27-2005, 08:49 PM
Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:You know they actually charge more for shit like that? Makes no sense to me. Less material should be less money.
war our larry the cable guy esq thread!
06-27-2005, 08:50 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:That's actually from lack of alcohol.
you poor thing....I feel sorry for you hubby..
Sin,
No I don't
06-27-2005, 08:58 PM
keep the beer (in reasonable quantity). eat less calories (depends of your activity), less fat and more fibers (like in vegetables, tofu, things like that)
that will definitevely keep you fit
that will definitevely keep you fit
06-27-2005, 09:00 PM
Bill don't eat tofu. Next!
06-27-2005, 09:02 PM
Bill Wrote:Bill don't eat tofu. Next!
LIKE in tofu.
06-27-2005, 09:05 PM
Bill Wrote:Bill don't eat tofu. Next!
How can you not like tofu? It has no taste.
06-27-2005, 09:06 PM
If it wasn't breathing at one time in the recent past it will not be a center piece on Bill's diner plate.
06-27-2005, 09:07 PM
Bill Wrote:war our larry the cable guy esq thread!2th.
Mrs. Cable Guy: "Want some of this?"
Larry: "No way, look what it done to yer underbritches!"
06-27-2005, 09:07 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:How can you not like tofu? It has no taste.
Easy. Most people enjoy the taste of food. Hence food without taste is kinda worthless.
Fuck.
06-27-2005, 09:16 PM
Bill Wrote:If it wasn't breathing at one time in the recent past it will not be a center piece on Bill's diner plate.
chicken chests ? (it's the white part without fat). Really excellent, cook them with a few drops of olive oil and origano. needs nothing more
06-27-2005, 09:17 PM
Bill is not partial to yard buzzard.
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