[Santa]

Step up pussies. I've been nice to snot nosed like fukkers at the mall all day, I'd like to take out some pent up shit on somebody.

[VitaminE]

I'll have a go you jolly cock gobbler!

[Santa]

D!


I've lost interest. Go away.

[Jdub]

I want in on this too!! You fuckin' jizz-snorter!!

[Santa]

You talking to me? You look like a Charles Dickens groupie. Fuck off!

I got elves with more game!

Now go back to the kids table and eat your beets.

[Jdub]

You talking to me? You look like a Charles Dickens groupie. Fuck off!

I got elves with more game!

Now go back to the kids table and eat your beets.

Is that all your bringin'?? You got no game you elf-anus eating queer!!

[Bill]

lay some on me, like I laid pipe on Miss Clause the other night

[Santa]

That was actually funny hair lip. Mrs Claus told me about her charity work, we laughed at your sustain. Nice Work 'Minute Man'!

[Bill]

That was actually funny hair lip. Mrs Claus told me about her charity work, we laughed at your sustain. Nice Work 'Minute Man'!

we you know the line was long behind that rescue mission, but I figured what the fuck not everyone gets to be the 430th dood to fuck Mrs. Claus.

[TomFoolery]

I'll take some...

[fem]

Santa is not supossed to be like this!

[Jdub]

Santa is not supossed to be like this!

Santa's a little pissed about the dildo incident with Miss Clause.
She used a hammer!!

[fem]

I would still like to sit on Santa's lap.

[Jdub]

I would still like to sit on Santa's lap.

How about you just sit on my face?
:wub:

[fem]

How about you just sit on my face?
:wub:

Deal!

[asshat]

Step it up North Pole smoker. This line is getting a little long and I need to be down at the circus making fun of the fat lady with the mustache.

[Bill]

Step it up North Pole smoker. This line is getting a little long and I need to be down at the circus making fun of the fat lady with the mustache.

It's touching to see families get together for the holidays.....

[Anhil8tor]

I'd like some you elf molesting, reindeer raping white devil.

[Bill]

I'd like some of your elf molesting, reindeer raping white devil ass.

FTFY

[asshat]

Ho Ho Ho you fat fuck!

And, just so you know, I ain't buying this story that you fly to every fucking house on the planet in one night. I doubt that is even physically possible. There would not be enough time. And for the red nose? I laugh at this one. How dum do you think we are? Even if it did light up, there is no way it would throw off enough light to guide your sleigh through a dark storm at night. Get a clue would ya?