Get your Santa Smack here - Printable Version

Get your Santa Smack here - Printable Version

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Get your Santa Smack here - Santa - 12-16-2004

Step up pussies. I've been nice to snot nosed like fukkers at the mall all day, I'd like to take out some pent up shit on somebody.

Get your Santa Smack here - VitaminE - 12-16-2004

I'll have a go you jolly cock gobbler!

Get your Santa Smack here - Santa - 12-16-2004

D!

I've lost interest. Go away.

Get your Santa Smack here - Jdub - 12-16-2004

I want in on this too!! You fuckin' jizz-snorter!!

Get your Santa Smack here - Santa - 12-16-2004

You talking to me? You look like a Charles Dickens groupie. Fuck off!

I got elves with more game!

Now go back to the kids table and eat your beets.

Get your Santa Smack here - Jdub - 12-16-2004

Santa Wrote:You talking to me? You look like a Charles Dickens groupie. Fuck off!

I got elves with more game!

Now go back to the kids table and eat your beets.

Is that all your bringin'?? You got no game you elf-anus eating queer!!

Get your Santa Smack here - Bill - 12-16-2004

lay some on me, like I laid pipe on Miss Clause the other night

Get your Santa Smack here - Santa - 12-16-2004

That was actually funny hair lip. Mrs Claus told me about her charity work, we laughed at your sustain. Nice Work 'Minute Man'!

Get your Santa Smack here - Bill - 12-16-2004

Santa Wrote:That was actually funny hair lip. Mrs Claus told me about her charity work, we laughed at your sustain. Nice Work 'Minute Man'!

we you know the line was long behind that rescue mission, but I figured what the fuck not everyone gets to be the 430th dood to fuck Mrs. Claus.

Get your Santa Smack here - TomFoolery - 12-16-2004

I'll take some...

Get your Santa Smack here - fem - 12-16-2004

Santa is not supossed to be like this!

Get your Santa Smack here - Jdub - 12-16-2004

fem Wrote:Santa is not supossed to be like this!

Santa's a little pissed about the dildo incident with Miss Clause.
She used a hammer!! Smile

Get your Santa Smack here - fem - 12-16-2004

I would still like to sit on Santa's lap.

Get your Santa Smack here - Jdub - 12-16-2004

fem Wrote:I would still like to sit on Santa's lap.

How about you just sit on my face?
:wub:

Get your Santa Smack here - fem - 12-16-2004

Jdub Wrote:How about you just sit on my face?
:wub:

Deal!

Get your Santa Smack here - asshat - 12-16-2004

Step it up North Pole smoker. This line is getting a little long and I need to be down at the circus making fun of the fat lady with the mustache.

Get your Santa Smack here - Bill - 12-17-2004

Arby Wrote:Step it up North Pole smoker. This line is getting a little long and I need to be down at the circus making fun of the fat lady with the mustache.

It's touching to see families get together for the holidays.....

Get your Santa Smack here - Anhil8tor - 12-17-2004

I'd like some you elf molesting, reindeer raping white devil.

Get your Santa Smack here - Bill - 12-17-2004

anhil8tor Wrote:I'd like some of your elf molesting, reindeer raping white devil ass.

FTFY

Get your Santa Smack here - asshat - 12-17-2004

Ho Ho Ho you fat fuck!

And, just so you know, I ain't buying this story that you fly to every fucking house on the planet in one night. I doubt that is even physically possible. There would not be enough time. And for the red nose? I laugh at this one. How dum do you think we are? Even if it did light up, there is no way it would throw off enough light to guide your sleigh through a dark storm at night. Get a clue would ya?