what does your morning consist of prior to logging on to IT?
530 wake up
540 cup of coffee, smoke a cig
545 shit, shower, shave
615 dress
630 leave for work
700 arrive at work, dick off on internet
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5:30 wake up
5:31 wake my wife up to show her my piss hard.
5:32 stand around waiting for erection to go away so I can pee.
5:35 shower
5:45 get out of shower and shake my junk at my wife and yell "you want somma this?"
5:46 wink at myself in the mirror because I know I am the man.
5:47 comb hair like elvis and sing into brush handle
5:48 finish getting ready
6:00 get in truck and leave.
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530 wake up
532 piss shit shower shave brush teeth etc etc
540 let dog out
545 check out it/uj/yahoo fantasy teams
600 check on baby
615 let dog in
620 kiss wife/baby bye
622 kick the shit out of the dog on way out
640 arrive at work, open up,
645 read paper
650 get on it/uj/etc etc etc
actually scratch 622 kick the shit out of the dog... don't actually do it
7:30 wake up to my toddler hitting me in the face. Turn on tv and lay in bed for 15-30 min. thinking of how I don't want to wake up yet.
8:00 get out of bed, brush teeth, get dressed, ect.
8:15 let dog out and feed him
8:30 make breakfast and put on cartoons
8:45 turn on computer and fuck around a little while my kid is eating
5:45 hit the snooze button for the first time
6:00 get outta bed
6:01 piss, then head downstairs.
6:05 collect thoughts witha cup of coffee.
6:10 s/s/s
6:20 back-upstairs to get dressed
6:30 downstairs to layout the kids clothes and wake their lazy asses up.
6:40 outside to take care of the aniamls (dog/horses/rabbit)
7:00 inside to get kids together
7:05 -7:15 everyone is in the car and its off to work I go
4:45 Wake up
4:50 Boot up
4:50 - 6:00 web porn/get ready
6:00 miss my fucking bus
6:05 back to web porn
after that every day is different
4:30 am- get up and start feeding the cows
4:45- finish feeding the cows and start feeding the bulls
4:47- wait until Asshat gets done sucking off one of the bulls (every day its a new one)
5:15- finish milking the bulls
5:30- come to the conclusion you don't milk bulls
5:45- fix Asshat his protein shake ('sup bull juice)
6:00-go back to bed
3:00 pm- log into IT
3:01- realize it sucks as much as the previous day, and log off
3:02- come to the conclusion trying to milk bulls is pretty fun, and they seem to enjoy it.
4:00 various activities
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5:30 Look at the clock going off and say, what the hell. Hit the snooze.
5:45 Hit the snooze again.
6:00 Wake my kid up and tell him to hurry the bus is coming.
6:15 fix breakfast.
6:20 throw clothes at the kids and tell them to get dressed.
6:30 Bus finally shows up
6:31 Get in the shower.
6:33 Punch the clown a few times.
6:55 Finish shower.
6:56 Look in the mirror and realize John Holmes ain't got nothin on me.
7:00 Leash the overgrown lizard and get dressed.
7:05 Get to work, punch in , Boot up computer.
7:08 Go to Mcdonalds.
7:20 Get back to work and login to IT.
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wake up sometime between 7 and 9
brush teeth, shower, dress
get on motorcycle and go to work
read comics (dilbert, get fuzzzy, penny arcade)
read email,
log into IT
some days I post, some days I lurk
minimize IT when boss walks in
open new browser and log in as my troll (:wub: ph)
delete work related emails as they come in
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Quote:Originally posted by sarng Nov 2 2004@ 12:24 AM
Yer shittin' me with this thread, right?
narg:
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shame on you, using snarg's slimimie in vain, tsk, tsk
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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