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Morning Ritual - ClayRock - 11-01-2004
what does your morning consist of prior to logging on to IT?
530 wake up
540 cup of coffee, smoke a cig
545 shit, shower, shave
615 dress
630 leave for work
700 arrive at work, dick off on internet
Morning Ritual - asshat - 11-01-2004
5:30 wake up
5:31 wake my wife up to show her my piss hard.
5:32 stand around waiting for erection to go away so I can pee.
5:35 shower
5:45 get out of shower and shake my junk at my wife and yell "you want somma this?"
5:46 wink at myself in the mirror because I know I am the man.
5:47 comb hair like elvis and sing into brush handle
5:48 finish getting ready
6:00 get in truck and leave.
Morning Ritual - Anhil8tor - 11-01-2004
530 wake up
532 piss shit shower shave brush teeth etc etc
540 let dog out
545 check out it/uj/yahoo fantasy teams
600 check on baby
615 let dog in
620 kiss wife/baby bye
622 kick the shit out of the dog on way out
640 arrive at work, open up,
645 read paper
650 get on it/uj/etc etc etc
actually scratch 622 kick the shit out of the dog... don't actually do it
Morning Ritual - PurpleHaze - 11-01-2004
7:30 wake up to my toddler hitting me in the face. Turn on tv and lay in bed for 15-30 min. thinking of how I don't want to wake up yet.
8:00 get out of bed, brush teeth, get dressed, ect.
8:15 let dog out and feed him
8:30 make breakfast and put on cartoons
8:45 turn on computer and fuck around a little while my kid is eating
Morning Ritual - Bill - 11-01-2004
5:45 hit the snooze button for the first time
6:00 get outta bed
6:01 piss, then head downstairs.
6:05 collect thoughts witha cup of coffee.
6:10 s/s/s
6:20 back-upstairs to get dressed
6:30 downstairs to layout the kids clothes and wake their lazy asses up.
6:40 outside to take care of the aniamls (dog/horses/rabbit)
7:00 inside to get kids together
7:05 -7:15 everyone is in the car and its off to work I go
Morning Ritual - VitaminE - 11-01-2004
4:45 Wake up
4:50 Boot up
4:50 - 6:00 web porn/get ready
6:00 miss my fucking bus
6:05 back to web porn
after that every day is different
Morning Ritual - AsshatsMom - 11-01-2004
4:30 am- get up and start feeding the cows
4:45- finish feeding the cows and start feeding the bulls
4:47- wait until Asshat gets done sucking off one of the bulls (every day its a new one)
5:15- finish milking the bulls
5:30- come to the conclusion you don't milk bulls
5:45- fix Asshat his protein shake ('sup bull juice)
6:00-go back to bed
3:00 pm- log into IT
3:01- realize it sucks as much as the previous day, and log off
3:02- come to the conclusion trying to milk bulls is pretty fun, and they seem to enjoy it.
4:00 various activities
Morning Ritual - ClayRock - 11-01-2004
Quote:Originally posted by AsshatsMom+Nov 1 2004, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AsshatsMom @ Nov 1 2004, 02:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>4:30 am- get up and start feeding the cows
4:45- finish feeding the cows and start feeding the bulls
4:47- wait until Asshat gets done sucking off one of the bulls (every day its a new one)
5:15- finish milking the bulls
5:30- come to the conclusion you don't milk bulls
5:45- fix Asshat his protein shake ('sup bull juice)
6:00-go back to bed
3:00 pm- log into IT
3:01- realize it sucks as much as the previous day, and log off
3:02- come to the conclusion trying to milk bulls is pretty fun, and they seem to enjoy it.
4:00 various activities
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If I was a mod here, I'd delete this theard(sp?).
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[/quote]both of these trools have wore out their welcome
Morning Ritual - AsshatsMom - 11-01-2004
Quote:Originally posted by ClayRock@Nov 1 2004, 08:24 PM
both of these trools have wore out their welcome
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concur. asshatsmom is out.
Morning Ritual - PurpleHaze - 11-01-2004
Quote:Originally posted by AsshatsMom@Nov 1 2004, 01:36 PMasshat's gone anyway.
concur. asshatsmom is out.
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Morning Ritual - Michman - 11-02-2004
5:30 Look at the clock going off and say, what the hell. Hit the snooze.
5:45 Hit the snooze again.
6:00 Wake my kid up and tell him to hurry the bus is coming.
6:15 fix breakfast.
6:20 throw clothes at the kids and tell them to get dressed.
6:30 Bus finally shows up
6:31 Get in the shower.
6:33 Punch the clown a few times.
6:55 Finish shower.
6:56 Look in the mirror and realize John Holmes ain't got nothin on me.
7:00 Leash the overgrown lizard and get dressed.
7:05 Get to work, punch in , Boot up computer.
7:08 Go to Mcdonalds.
7:20 Get back to work and login to IT.
Morning Ritual - Banana - 11-02-2004
Quote:Originally posted by FuckSnarg@Nov 1 2004, 09:35 AM:loool:
5:45 get out of shower and shake my junk at my wife and yell "you want somma this?"
5:46 wink at myself in the mirror because I know I am the man.
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Morning Ritual - leucetios - 11-02-2004
wake up sometime between 7 and 9
brush teeth, shower, dress
get on motorcycle and go to work
read comics (dilbert, get fuzzzy, penny arcade)
read email,
log into IT
some days I post, some days I lurk
minimize IT when boss walks in
open new browser and log in as my troll (:wub: ph)
delete work related emails as they come in
Morning Ritual - Sarng - 11-02-2004
Yer shittin' me with this thread, right?
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Morning Ritual - snarg - 11-02-2004
Quote:Originally posted by sarng Nov 2 2004@ 12:24 AM
Yer shittin' me with this thread, right?
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shame on you, using snarg's slimimie in vain, tsk, tsk
narg: