[WoolyGoat]

(314): Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
(314): Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..

[Anhil8tor]

(619): he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?

[WoolyGoat]

8 stealing panties again?

(612): i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper

[Anhil8tor]

8 stealing panties again?

(612): i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper

bode

[WoolyGoat]

(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

[WoolyGoat]

(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

[BIRD33]

(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

there by the grace of god go I.

[quint]

(901): i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

[BIRD33]

(215): I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
(717): Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?

[BIRD33]

(619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

[WoolyGoat]

nice to see mitchman participating!

(281): I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
(713): I'm coming over.

[WoolyGoat]

minorthreat checking in

(703): never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly

[BIRD33]

(718): you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out

[WoolyGoat]

(480): So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.

[Paddy]

(724): so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
(412): That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.

[BIRD33]

412 is Pittsburgh.Thats a great town.

[WoolyGoat]

city of champions, or something.

[BIRD33]

(707): Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.

[quint]

201): Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.

[WoolyGoat]

(630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
(815): that's gum