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texts from last night
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

post your favorites!

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#2

(847): dude, osama threatened the US again
(1-847): dude. i slept with your sister last night
(847): what?
(1-847) I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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#3

(305): Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
(615): She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister

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#4

(516): what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina

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#5

(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

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#6

(513): what's Bukake?
(1-513): a bad idea.

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#7

(919): There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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#8

http://www.fmylife.com

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#9

Wooly and Bird oughta get a room and just get it over with already :fuckYou:
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#10

how many texts are from pc's phone
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#11

why the fuck hasn't she gone away yet?

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#12

WoolyGoat Wrote:why the fuck hasn't she gone away yet?

I guess our plan for nobody to post for days at a time, so she'd think we'd all left, hasn't worked.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#13

(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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#14

(678): Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.

^^ that's a good one

SSignature here - something witty - now you laugh
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#15

(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

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#16

pots for mt
(952): I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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#17

http://happiestpeopleever.tumblr.com/


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#18

(828): if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#19

(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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#20

Untrue.I've been to the midwest.

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