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WoolyGoat - 06-03-2009
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
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WoolyGoat - 06-03-2009
(847): dude, osama threatened the US again
(1-847): dude. i slept with your sister last night
(847): what?
(1-847) I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
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WoolyGoat - 06-03-2009
(305): Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
(615): She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
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BIRD33 - 06-03-2009
(516): what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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WoolyGoat - 06-03-2009
(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
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WoolyGoat - 06-04-2009
(513): what's Bukake?
(1-513): a bad idea.
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quint - 06-04-2009
(919): There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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Jimmy - 06-04-2009
http://www.fmylife.com
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PinesChic - 06-04-2009
Wooly and Bird oughta get a room and just get it over with already :fuckYou:
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quint - 06-04-2009
how many texts are from pc's phone
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WoolyGoat - 06-04-2009
why the fuck hasn't she gone away yet?
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Paddy - 06-04-2009
WoolyGoat Wrote:why the fuck hasn't she gone away yet?
I guess our plan for nobody to post for days at a time, so she'd think we'd all left, hasn't worked.
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Anhil8tor - 06-04-2009
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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Ntype - 06-05-2009
(678): Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
^^ that's a good one
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BIRD33 - 06-05-2009
(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
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quint - 06-08-2009
pots for mt
(952): I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
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BIRD33 - 06-08-2009
http://happiestpeopleever.tumblr.com/
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Paddy - 06-10-2009
(828): if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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WoolyGoat - 06-10-2009
(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
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BIRD33 - 06-10-2009
Untrue.I've been to the midwest.