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Spork Vs Major Private
#1

I've set this up so I can sit back and laugh
Will these retards fight or take turns spanking ass?
They'll both finish last, when two losers compete
The only thing they can beat, is each others meat

The first to excrete, or leave the other fag screamin'
Won't win this fight, but gets the other ones semen
They like it in the ring, and I'm not talking boxing
They take it UP the ring, quit sticking your cocks-in...

This was meant to be a fight, I was under the impression
I'd see two pansy's battle - not have a gay love session
Lock these fags in a cell, but before you release-'em
I bet Raiden appears and joins in for a threesome.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#2

Are there any black people in Australia or did you pick up your wigger faggotry by watching MTV?

-SPork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#3

Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?

We've seen this kid stretch that rule before, but this one was just pathetic.
laugh and ass?
boxing and cocks-in? you could have at least used boxin'

So, it's been established that you're a retarded, kangaroo fucking, limey convict wigger, and on top of all that, you can't even master your own shitty craft.
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#4

Raiden Wrote:Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?

We've seen this kid stretch that rule before, but this one was just pathetic.
laugh and ass?
boxing and cocks-in? you could have at least used boxin'

So, it's been established that you're a retarded, kangaroo fucking, limey convict wigger, and on top of all that, you can't even master your own shitty craft.

Speaking of crafts, how that autocad thing comming?
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#5

Raiden Wrote:Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?

We've seen this kid stretch that rule before, but this one was just pathetic.
laugh and ass?
boxing and cocks-in? you could have at least used boxin'

So, it's been established that you're a retarded, kangaroo fucking, limey convict wigger, and on top of all that, you can't even master your own shitty craft.
You can’t be serious? You’ve really got no idea
You took my bait little bitch, now shut up and listen here
It’s hip-hop not poetry, your understanding is limited
Put on a rap album, and come back when you’ve finished-it

It doesn’t need to rhyme perfectly, to sound good when delivered
I rhyme fresh, clean and vivid, leaving fools feeling livid
Now Raiden’s upset because his knowledge is lacking
And makes himself look stupid when he comments on rapping

By the way fag, box-ING does rhyme with cocks-IN:
He'll make a fool out of himself if nobobdy stops-him
You've no skill, save your tips on what rhymes with boxing

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#6

Oil Dogg Wrote:box-ING does rhyme with cocks-IN

dur dur dur

retarded FakE SporK > Oil Dogg
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#7

Raiden Wrote:dur dur dur

retarded FakE SporK > Oil Dogg
Quit while you're ahead, oh wait a sec - you're not!
In order to shut your mouth you'll need to remove Sporks fake cock.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#8

I noticed your weak attempt to make my blood boil
That diss will never work because I rhyme crude like OIL
My rhymes are refined, and I have plenty in reserve
I'll ignite you like a fuel, muthafucka you've been served!

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#9

:ct:

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#10

Major Private Wrote::ct:

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It's a little too early for your victory dance
Spork might grow some balls (though it's a very small chance)

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#11

SporK Wrote:Are there any black people in Australia or did you pick up your wigger faggotry by watching MTV?

-SPork

aborigines, skidmark




Oli-dogg Wrote:It's a little too early for your victory dance
Spork might grow some balls (though it's a very small chance)

I don't know battle-rapping from boars' tits, but that looks like shit by doctor fucking seuss
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#12

what? Wrote:don't know battle-rapping from boars' tits, but that looks like shit by doctor fucking seuss


hahahahahahahaha :loool:

good job, lad

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#13

what? Wrote:aborigines, skidmark
:lool:

what? Wrote:I don't know battle-rapping from boars' tits, but that looks like shit by doctor fucking seuss
You are correct. I only save my Dr Seuss style for the extra special retards.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#14

SporK Wrote:Are there any black people in Australia......
what? Wrote:aborigines, skidmark
Spork, you're killing yourself with your own stupidity
Right here in black and white displaying your imbecility
Can you get any dumber? A mega-retard on display
You get more idiotic every day, with whatever you say.

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I'm a rap battle assassin, send me a PM
If you want someone run - tell me who, where and when![/SIZE]
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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#15

Oli-dogg Wrote:Spork, you're killing yourself with your own stupidity
Right here in black and white displaying your imbecility
Can you get any dumber? A mega-retard on display
You get more idiotic every day, with whatever you say.

Wow. That was almost 50 centish.


-SPork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#16

SporK Wrote:Wow. That was almost 50 centish.


-SPork
Stop trying to suck up and kiss my butt
I don't need the admiration of a cutlery slut

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#17

Oli-dogg Wrote:Stop trying to suck up and kiss my butt
I don't need the admiration of a cutlery slut

Retard, 50 cent is known for being a shitty rapper.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#18

SporK Wrote:Retard, 50 cent is known for being a shitty rapper.

-Spork
Disguising your love won't get you anywhere
I could rap like 50 cent and still beat you fair and square

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#19

it's a close one, but I'm thinking spork FTW here?[Image: shifty.gif]
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