Spork Vs Major Private - Printable Version

Spork Vs Major Private - Printable Version

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Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-25-2006

I've set this up so I can sit back and laugh
Will these retards fight or take turns spanking ass?
They'll both finish last, when two losers compete
The only thing they can beat, is each others meat

The first to excrete, or leave the other fag screamin'
Won't win this fight, but gets the other ones semen
They like it in the ring, and I'm not talking boxing
They take it UP the ring, quit sticking your cocks-in...

This was meant to be a fight, I was under the impression
I'd see two pansy's battle - not have a gay love session
Lock these fags in a cell, but before you release-'em
I bet Raiden appears and joins in for a threesome.

Spork Vs Major Private - SporK - 04-25-2006

Are there any black people in Australia or did you pick up your wigger faggotry by watching MTV?

-SPork

Spork Vs Major Private - Raiden - 04-25-2006

Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?

We've seen this kid stretch that rule before, but this one was just pathetic.
laugh and ass?
boxing and cocks-in? you could have at least used boxin'

So, it's been established that you're a retarded, kangaroo fucking, limey convict wigger, and on top of all that, you can't even master your own shitty craft.

Spork Vs Major Private - Bill - 04-25-2006

Raiden Wrote:Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?

We've seen this kid stretch that rule before, but this one was just pathetic.
laugh and ass?
boxing and cocks-in? you could have at least used boxin'

So, it's been established that you're a retarded, kangaroo fucking, limey convict wigger, and on top of all that, you can't even master your own shitty craft.

Speaking of crafts, how that autocad thing comming?

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

Raiden Wrote:Aren't raps supposed to rhyme?

We've seen this kid stretch that rule before, but this one was just pathetic.
laugh and ass?
boxing and cocks-in? you could have at least used boxin'

So, it's been established that you're a retarded, kangaroo fucking, limey convict wigger, and on top of all that, you can't even master your own shitty craft.

You canât be serious? Youâve really got no idea
You took my bait little bitch, now shut up and listen here
Itâs hip-hop not poetry, your understanding is limited
Put on a rap album, and come back when youâve finished-it

It doesnât need to rhyme perfectly, to sound good when delivered
I rhyme fresh, clean and vivid, leaving fools feeling livid
Now Raidenâs upset because his knowledge is lacking
And makes himself look stupid when he comments on rapping

By the way fag, box-ING does rhyme with cocks-IN:
He'll make a fool out of himself if nobobdy stops-him
You've no skill, save your tips on what rhymes with boxing

Spork Vs Major Private - Raiden - 04-26-2006

Oil Dogg Wrote:box-ING does rhyme with cocks-IN

dur dur dur

retarded FakE SporK > Oil Dogg

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

Raiden Wrote:dur dur dur

retarded FakE SporK > Oil Dogg

Quit while you're ahead, oh wait a sec - you're not!
In order to shut your mouth you'll need to remove Sporks fake cock.

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

I noticed your weak attempt to make my blood boil
That diss will never work because I rhyme crude like OIL
My rhymes are refined, and I have plenty in reserve
I'll ignite you like a fuel, muthafucka you've been served!

Spork Vs Major Private - Major Private - 04-26-2006

:ct:

[Image: retdance5wa.gif]

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

Major Private Wrote::ct:

It's a little too early for your victory dance
Spork might grow some balls (though it's a very small chance)

Spork Vs Major Private - what? - 04-26-2006

SporK Wrote:Are there any black people in Australia or did you pick up your wigger faggotry by watching MTV?

-SPork

aborigines, skidmark

Oli-dogg Wrote:It's a little too early for your victory dance
Spork might grow some balls (though it's a very small chance)

I don't know battle-rapping from boars' tits, but that looks like shit by doctor fucking seuss

Spork Vs Major Private - snarg - 04-26-2006

what? Wrote:don't know battle-rapping from boars' tits, but that looks like shit by doctor fucking seuss

hahahahahahahaha :loool:

good job, lad

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

what? Wrote:aborigines, skidmark

:lool:

what? Wrote:I don't know battle-rapping from boars' tits, but that looks like shit by doctor fucking seuss

You are correct. I only save my Dr Seuss style for the extra special retards.

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

SporK Wrote:Are there any black people in Australia......

what? Wrote:aborigines, skidmark

Spork, you're killing yourself with your own stupidity
Right here in black and white displaying your imbecility
Can you get any dumber? A mega-retard on display
You get more idiotic every day, with whatever you say.

Spork Vs Major Private - SporK - 04-26-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Spork, you're killing yourself with your own stupidity
Right here in black and white displaying your imbecility
Can you get any dumber? A mega-retard on display
You get more idiotic every day, with whatever you say.

Wow. That was almost 50 centish.

-SPork

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-26-2006

SporK Wrote:Wow. That was almost 50 centish.

-SPork

Stop trying to suck up and kiss my butt
I don't need the admiration of a cutlery slut

Spork Vs Major Private - SporK - 04-26-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:Stop trying to suck up and kiss my butt
I don't need the admiration of a cutlery slut

Retard, 50 cent is known for being a shitty rapper.

-Spork

Spork Vs Major Private - Oli-dogg - 04-27-2006

SporK Wrote:Retard, 50 cent is known for being a shitty rapper.

-Spork

Disguising your love won't get you anywhere
I could rap like 50 cent and still beat you fair and square

Spork Vs Major Private - Raiden - 04-27-2006

it's a close one, but I'm thinking spork FTW here? [Image: shifty.gif]