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#61

ntype Wrote:I would have another question but I know your answer Wink

Anyhow :

Do you preffer to have sex with a hugly man or a beautiful woman.

(that sucks but that could be a good one :d)
Too easy... Smile I'd take the hot chick.

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#62

If Helen Keller is in a forest and a tree falls on her does she make a noise?
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#63

What do you use to clean the cum from the seats of your bimmer?
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#64

soloca Wrote:If Helen Keller is in a forest and a tree falls on her does she make a noise?
same noise clay makes with the first thrust in his pooper.

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#65

Jdub Wrote:What do you use to clean the cum from the seats of your bimmer?

Oxyclean. And I pay fem to do it for me.

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#66

Swits Wrote:Oxyclean. And I pay fem to do it for me.
OK, how do you get the fishy smell out after it's been cleaned?
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#67

TomFoolery Wrote:Let's say (just for the shit of it) that the outer diameter of a record is 12" and the inner diameter is 2". The speed of the record is constant, right? And the RPMs are the same at both points, right? So there is obviously a difference in speed somewhere, since the outer diameter and inner diameter are different [(pi)(r^2)].

Get it?
yes, I get it now.

i'd do the math, but meh.
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#68

Jdub Wrote:OK, how do you get the fishy smell out after it's been cleaned?


:loool:

Febreeze. Need a part time job?

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#69

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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#70

Which mall does Beamin work in?

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#71

Do Polish chicks love anal?
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#72

leucetios Wrote:how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Depends on who's wood you're "chucking"

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#73

Tribal Dragon Wrote:Which mall does Beamin work in?
The one in your dome.

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#74

FrEaK Wrote:Do Polish chicks love anal?
not as much as you do

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#75

Swits Wrote:Depends on who's wood you're "chucking"

want to chuck my wood?
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#76

Swits Wrote:not as much as you do

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BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#77

Swits Wrote:not as much as you do

You got me. :michman:
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#78

TomFoolery Wrote:On a vinyl record the outer diameter is much larger than the inner diameter, but the number of revolutions per minute is the same at both points.

The speed of the record is constant, but 2 points on the record travel at different speeds and still make the same RPM.

Can you explain how this is possible?

i couldn't muddle thru this bollocks, but in case noone answered tfool's query, it is quite simple

the rpm measures angular velocity, which is constant, over the entire disc
the linear speed of any point on the the record increases as the distance from the center increases

very simple, but a daunting thought for the intellectually challenged

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#79

snarg Wrote:i couldn't muddle thru this bollocks, but in case noone answered tfool's query, it is quite simple

the rpm measures angular velocity, which is constant, over the entire disc
the linear speed of any point on the the record increases as the distance from the center increases

very simple, but a daunting thought for the intellectually challenged

Fucking big end move faster than fucking little middle part.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#80

I hate this thread. You're all fucking faggots.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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