[SporK]

Someone asked me to participate in a charity auction. I hate doing things for charity but I may go through with this. How many of you are willing to pay money to meet me?


People not allowed to participate:
TomFoolery
MinorThreat



-SporK

[ntype]

if I ever had to pay something to meet you I'll expect at least to have the right to punch you in the face.

-ntype

[SporK]

if I ever had to pay something to meet you I'll expect at least to have the right to punch you in the face.

-ntype

You can try to punch me in the face as long as a friend of mine gets to headbutt you in the jaw.

-Spork

[ntype]

You can try to punch me in the face as long as a friend of mine gets to headbutt you in the jaw.

-Spork

:roll:

why do you call a friend ? Are you too weak and get even beaten by grannies ?

[SporK]

:roll:

why do you call a friend ? Are you too weak and get even beaten by grannies ?

Yes.

[minorthreat]

Someone asked me to participate in a charity auction. I hate doing things for charity but I may go through with this. How many of you are willing to pay money to meet me?


People not allowed to participate:
TomFoolery
MinorThreat



-SporK

I thought we were friends?

-minorthreat

[Blueeyedwoman]

I'll pay.

[SporK]

I'll pay.

I bet you would, you cumrag!

How much are you willing to shell out?

-SporK

[minorthreat]

I bet you would, you cumrag!

How much are you willing to shell out?

-SporK

Hi buddy!

-minorthreat

[Blueeyedwoman]

I bet you would, you cumrag!

How much are you willing to shell out?

-SporK

I'm wealthy. What's it gonna cost me? Name it.

[SporK]

I'm wealthy. What's it gonna cost me? Name it.

I dunno. It's for charity. Other stupid bitches will be bidding for my attention.

You'll have to show them who's boss.

-SPorK

[SporK]

For those interested, I raised a whole $63 at our little charity auction!

I went there planning on being all gentleman like but they had an open bar and I couldn't pass that up. We started doing shots and Vodka without beer is like money to the wind or stupid proverb like that...anyway I had to go back outside to buy a 6pack of Coronas...long story short by the time I got on stage, I was so hammered I forgot where I was or what I was doing. As soon as I got on stage my cell phone went off and I of course picked it up...I remember the podium bitch saying some shit to me and me replying with "Can't you see I'm on the fucking phone?" After the phone call..standing there like an idiot in front of everyone got old and I staggered of stage cursing at someone or something or maybe nothing at all...the details arent very clear. ANyway I remember that someone bid $50 "on the drunk" but I think it was a friend of mine. I then tried to tip the bar tender $13 but I think that was stolen and added to the charity prize pool. Finally after I made an idiot of myself, I went to a place where idiots are appreciated - a bar. Unfortunately this particular bar sucked motherfucking donkey ass and I proceded to get into a verbal confrontation with 2 lesbians and later a large black man. This didn't go any further because I like telling people I'm NYPD and they, for one reason or another, believe me.

Have a fucking terrible day, assholes.

-SporK

P.s. Blueeyedwoman, you're a fat cunt.

[ntype]

classy indeed. On the other hand this doesn't surprise me at all.

[Bill]

I'd punch you in the fucking throat just to watch you gasp desperatly for air.

-Bill

[SporK]

I'd punch you in the fucking throat just to watch you gasp desperatly for air.

-Bill

Promises, promises.

-SporK

[Blondie]

For those interested, I raised a whole $63 at our little charity auction!

I went there planning on being all gentleman like but they had an open bar and I couldn't pass that up. We started doing shots and Vodka without beer is like money to the wind or stupid proverb like that...anyway I had to go back outside to buy a 6pack of Coronas...long story short by the time I got on stage, I was so hammered I forgot where I was or what I was doing. As soon as I got on stage my cell phone went off and I of course picked it up...I remember the podium bitch saying some shit to me and me replying with "Can't you see I'm on the fucking phone?" After the phone call..standing there like an idiot in front of everyone got old and I staggered of stage cursing at someone or something or maybe nothing at all...the details arent very clear. ANyway I remember that someone bid $50 "on the drunk" but I think it was a friend of mine. I then tried to tip the bar tender $13 but I think that was stolen and added to the charity prize pool. Finally after I made an idiot of myself, I went to a place where idiots are appreciated - a bar. Unfortunately this particular bar sucked motherfucking donkey ass and I proceded to get into a verbal confrontation with 2 lesbians and later a large black man. This didn't go any further because I like telling people I'm NYPD and they, for one reason or another, believe me.

Have a fucking terrible day, assholes.

-SporK

P.s. Blueeyedwoman, you're a fat cunt.

Did someone ask for this...or was there a post where someone said they gave a fuck?...what are you thinking posting this story???..ugh.

-Blondie.

[Banana]

When I can't sleep tonight, I'll read your story and I'm sure I'll be fine.

-Banana

[Sneezy]

My suggestion

[SporK]

Did someone ask for this...or was there a post where someone said they gave a fuck?...what are you thinking posting this story???..ugh.

-Blondie.

Hey stupid bitch, pay attention:

This story, like all of my stories, is fucking great.

-SporK

[ntype]

Did someone ask for this...or was there a post where someone said they gave a fuck?...what are you thinking posting this story???..ugh.

-Blondie.

well because you are not a guy you don't know the so-called "drunken bait method".

Easy get one of your friends wasted, and use it as a bait to catch girl (erm), all advantages :

1. if your friend is pushy, you can become "the savior" (for the girl).
2. a drunk always hits watever comes so you can drop him near a hog he would fell in love with
3. a drunk never remember exactly last time he bought drinks for everyone, you can hit on his wallet
4. a drunk does silly things (especially if there is a dancefloor), another material to start conversations "yeah I know I'm with my friend but he doesn't have control...bla bla"