[BIRD33]

One of my many talents is discerning a young ladies age just by looking at her.There is only one gymnist that is 16 on china's team.Its a pretty brazen thing to do when you consider there is documentation from articles showing that two years ago some of the girls where only 12.

There was a thing on CNN the other day that detailed how the east germans used to pump their women athletes up with steroids from an early age and tell them they were vitamins(sup homo).The one chick ended up getting a sex change because her reproductive system and other stuff got so fucked up.I'd still do her.

[BIRD33]

Flumper thinks that the US men train in different cities for the synchronized diving. I think they might have a time delay on the way they communicate when they practice.

They were terrible.

Did anyone else notice the canadian team and how they were saying the one guy is a world class diver and famous in canada?Apparently this guy is such a stud that he demanded that his "best friend", a cuban immigrant, be his partner or he wouldnt compete.One of you canadian fuckers tell me they arent screwing each other because that defintly seemed to be the case.

[snarg]

man, that coach k is definitely the greatest coach ever
the US beat greece this year :woot:

[BIRD33]

How bout China almost beating SPain after that whole slant eyes picture blow up?

I believe manhandling one of the top three teams in the olympics is pretty respectable and proves that K is the best coach in the world.

[BIRD33]

What kind of dick throws away his bronze medal?Doesnt he realize the value of scrap metal these days?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersp...y-fit.html

[leeman]

What kind of dick throws away his bronze medal?Doesnt he realize the value of scrap metal these days?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersp...y-fit.html

How about teaching them rice eaters some rules.

[Banana]

How about teaching them rice eaters some rules.

The judges are not all rice eaters. Well, maybe they are, but not in the racist sense you suggested it.

[BIRD33]

The judges are not all rice eaters. Well, maybe they are, but not in the racist sense you suggested it.

Don't worry, I reported him.

[BIRD33]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162008/spo...124700.htm

and there you have it, the most remarkable number of all so far at these Olympics, a week after the Opening Ceremonies, seven full days of competition already in the books. The country of Togo has won a medal. Tajikistan has won a medal. Vietnam has won a medal. For the love of Borat, Kazakhstan has four, and so does Azerbaijan.

And Canada wakes up this morning with zero. Nada. Zilch.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

http://www.nypost.com/seven/08162008/spo...124700.htm

and there you have it, the most remarkable number of all so far at these Olympics, a week after the Opening Ceremonies, seven full days of competition already in the books. The country of Togo has won a medal. Tajikistan has won a medal. Vietnam has won a medal. For the love of Borat, Kazakhstan has four, and so does Azerbaijan.

And Canada wakes up this morning with zero. Nada. Zilch.

Its those fat ass divers they have. They should really put their olympic team on some kind of diet training.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

:drool:

[littlelolly]

:drool:

Seriously. Hawt. Wow.

Okay Flumper explain to me how the goddamned trampoline is an Olympic event. We have a trampoline in our backyard and my three year-old son does a MEAN double flip. Doesn't make him an athlete in medal contention.

No baseball in future Olympiads, but fucking trampoline. Proof that the IOC is a buncha pinko commies.

[quint]

Seriously. Hawt. Wow.

Okay Flumper explain to me how the goddamned trampoline is an Olympic event. We have a trampoline in our backyard and my three year-old son does a MEAN double flip. Doesn't make him an athlete in medal contention.

No baseball in future Olympiads, but fucking trampoline. Proof that the IOC is a buncha pinko commies.

well said

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Seriously. Hawt. Wow.

Okay Flumper explain to me how the goddamned trampoline is an Olympic event. We have a trampoline in our backyard and my three year-old son does a MEAN double flip. Doesn't make him an athlete in medal contention.

No baseball in future Olympiads, but fucking trampoline. Proof that the IOC is a buncha pinko commies.

The trampoline is included in the olympics to give the gays something to compete in. Same with sychronized diving. I hear you can get the aids just by brushing up against an olympic trampoline. Its a dangerous sport.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

:drool:

The Flumper would hit that like CoolHandLuke's mom on a crack pipe.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

i would rather watch olympic roller derby than a women's marathon. jesus christ.

[quint]

did you see that north korea lost a silver and bronze medal in shoting for failing a doping test?
why would a pistol shooter need a banned substance?
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing...oly,101096

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

did you see that north korea lost a silver and bronze medal in shoting for failing a doping test?
why would a pistol shooter need a banned substance?
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing...oly,101096

what? you have to be joking. maybe taking some kind of parkinson's medication to stop the shaking? that is crazy. that would be like some fat ass baseball player taking steroi.......wait.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

my god, i wish this friggin marathon would just end. i would rather be mowing the lawn.

[quint]

they should reschedule the events the marathon should only be clips.
we need more beach volleyball.