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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

Apparantly its time for Women's Synchronized Diving. wtf? Synchronized diving? I hear they are getting rid of baseball and softball next olympics. But we have synchronized diving? Jesus.

Well, it started off with a bang. The Americans did a flip at the same time. Scored a 51. I couldn't see anything wrong with it. Then come the Chinese. I think they did a can opener. Same thing, looked the same to me, but they got a 55. How the fuck do they differentiate?

The Canadians have a total fat ass. I'm sure she was fit when she started training 5 years ago, but apparantly she can't stay away from the ding dongs and little debbies. She looks good in the dive, but goes in like she's doing a cannonball and trying to splash the judges. Not the best idea for this sport.

Stay tuned.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

The Flumper has decided that the Chinese take this shit way too seriously. I bet those girls live in the basement of the diving center and eat grewl.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

It looks like the Canadian whale cost her country a medal. Flumper thinks the Mexicans are going to take the bronze away from them.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

Its official:

Gold - Chinese
Silver - Australia
Bronze - Mexicans

Americans were 5th. They kind of sucked. Looks like a pretty simple sport.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-13-2008

Riveting.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Riveting.

Thanks. I'm waiting for the googlespyder to pick this up and sit back and watch the traffic pouring in.

by the way, there is one female gymnast, not sure of her name, but the Flumper has sent her an invitation to her 18th birthday. In my pants.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

Phelps is an animal. Thanks.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - snarg - 08-13-2008

the problem with your "REAL TIME" updates is that you are watching tape delayed events

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

snarg Wrote:the problem with your "REAL TIME" updates is that you are watching tape delayed events

So if you read a tape delayed real time update the next morning, that doesn't count?

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - snarg - 08-13-2008

your real time update last nite was big news in mexico in the afternoon

so, the answer is no

thanks

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-13-2008

snarg Wrote:your real time update last nite was big news in mexico in the afternoon

so, the answer is no

thanks

The Mexicans would have never had a chance if that Canadian chick hadn't gone on an all-you-can eat binge at the 24 hour buffet in Olympic Village. On her last dive, she hit the water so hard it splashed the camera that was filming. They had to pause to wipe the lens.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - snarg - 08-14-2008

how old are those little chinese gymnasts??
isn't there an age limit??
some of them can't be more than 12 or 13

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Banana - 08-14-2008

snarg Wrote:how old are those little chinese gymnasts??
isn't there an age limit??
some of them can't be more than 12 or 13

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/27/sports/OLY.php
http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news/China--s---underage---gymnasts-face-a-hostile-media/348447/

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008

snarg Wrote:how old are those little chinese gymnasts??
isn't there an age limit??
some of them can't be more than 12 or 13

Bella Caroli (sp?) has been complaining since the beginning of the olympics about that. He says that the Chinese government has forged documents verifying their age as 16 (minimum age for gymnists). He says that he has been training little girls for most of his life and he knows the ones that are below 16 just by looking at them.

For the record, the Flumper found that totally creepy.

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008

Banana Wrote:http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/27/sports/OLY.php
http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news/China--s---underage---gymnasts-face-a-hostile-media/348447/

Could you dig me up any records on the weight of that fat ass female synchronized diving chic? She looked like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School up on the board. Thanks.




Here's Canada's 4 alternates to their synchronized diving team

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Banana - 08-14-2008

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Could you dig me up any records on the weight of that fat ass female synchronized diving chic? She looked like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School up on the board. Thanks.

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=295e53c1-ee19-4925-8e4b-5a3fed65709d

http://www.netglimse.com/celebs/pages/blythe_hartley/index.shtml

123 pounds doesn't seem all that fat :S

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008

Banana Wrote:http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=295e53c1-ee19-4925-8e4b-5a3fed65709d

http://www.netglimse.com/celebs/pages/blythe_hartley/index.shtml

123 pounds doesn't seem all that fat :S

:lool:

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - BIRD33 - 08-14-2008

Why is there mens synchronized diving?Is there a gayer sight than two guys standing in that shower thing afterward "toweling" off?

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008

BIRD33 Wrote:Why is there mens synchronized diving?Is there a gayer sight than two guys standing in that shower thing afterward "toweling" off?

and why is it on network tv? i'd rather be watching olympic horsehoes

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Flumper's Real Time Olympic Updates - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-14-2008

Flumper thinks that the US men train in different cities for the synchronized diving. I think they might have a time delay on the way they communicate when they practice.

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