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Hey SporK
#21

TomFoolery Wrote:Pussy


How am I a pussy? You have the address. Just ring the doorbell. Don't forget to take pictures.

-SporK

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#22

SporK Wrote:How am I a pussy? You have the address. Just ring the doorbell. Don't forget to take pictures.

-SporK
Hey man, why exactly you are here posting on this site?
You've contributed nothing, and trying to insult the members here, who you don't even know.
Please do tell me your life has a minimal purpose beyond the internet version of seeing how long you can hold your breath underwater..

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#23

ball handler Wrote:Hey man, why exactly you are here posting on this site?
You've contributed nothing, and trying to insult the members here, who you don't even know.
Please do tell me your life has a minimal purpose beyond the internet version of seeing how long you can hold your breath underwater..


Someone bet me I couldn't get all of IT pissed off/talking about me within 72hours.

-SporK

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#24

weak.

edit: d- or half a star.


So you took a bet! ha! Jesus, your life has no meaning. But you're young. There are still lots of phony phone calls and Jackass-type videos to make too. Get cracking junior. Today's events will make a fantastic entry into your blog for you to look at when you grow up, for sure!

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#25

SporK Wrote:Someone bet me I couldn't get all of IT pissed off/talking about me within 72hours.

-SporK


yer failing, and will lose the bet

we don't get mad at idiots like you
it is getting old now
and you will also find that no one cares

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#26

It is what it is.

-SporK

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#27

snarg Wrote:yer failing, and will lose the bet

we don't get mad at idiots like you
it is getting old now
and you will also find that no one cares


Click New posts.

Search Spork.

Spork wins.

-SPork

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#28

I'm thinking the bet is more like if he gets banned he wins, thus the racist remarks and idiotic attitude.
Making ban bets is like measuring your dick.
Your kind have small ones with no foreskin, right Rabbi?
This is definitely not exemplary behavior, with passover coming this weekend and all. For shame.

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#29

SporK Wrote:Someone bet me I couldn't get all of IT pissed off/talking about me within 72hours.

-SporK

Cool

This is nothing but BP for me and (some) others. Make sure to keep that arm on the pitching machine that is your nic oiled up, I'd hate for you to get rusty before I'm done smacking extra base hits.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#30

ouch!!

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#31

TomFoolery Wrote:Cool

This is nothing but BP for me and (some) others. Make sure to keep that arm on the pitching machine that is your nic oiled up, I'd hate for you to get rusty before I'm done smacking extra base hits.

You're playing by yourself, cause I'm in the stands signing autographs.

-SporK

P.s. What's with the constant fucking baseball refrences?

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#32

SporK Wrote:You're playing by yourself, cause I'm in the stands signing autographs.

-SporK

P.s. What's with the constant fucking baseball refrences?


I picture Jason Giambi. A has-been that isn't shit without his supporting cast, only signing autographs because the fans pity him.

P.S. I like baseball.

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#33

TomFoolery Wrote:I picture Jason Giambi. A has-been that isn't shit without his supporting cast, only signing autographs because the fans pity him.

P.S. I like baseball.

I don't have a supporting cast.

Keep pitching to yourself.


-Spork

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#34

TF, I'm getting a Denice troll vibe over here.
He seems to have run out of stuff to ctrl-V and he's gotten way tiresome.
Put this horse out to pasture; time for the glue factory and another Ownster loser to get in the game.

Sadly, this is only entertaining to see the little to no quality he had before totally wane to inanity and pitiful blubbering.

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#35

SporK Wrote:I don't have a supporting cast.

So you're just a has-been that isn't shit, only signing autographs because the fans pity you?



SporK Wrote:Keep pitching to yourself.

No need, I'm doing just fine replying to your posts.

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#36

TomFoolery Wrote:So you're just a has-been that isn't shit, only signing autographs because the fans pity you?





No need, I'm doing just fine replying to your posts.


It's more like this:

I'm A-rod.

InsaneTrain is double A ball.

You're insert name, begging for a game.

-SPorK

Can we stop using baseball refrences?

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#37

SporK Wrote:It's more like this:

I'm A-rod.

InsaneTrain is double A ball.

You're insert name, begging for a game.

-SPorK

Can we stop using baseball refrences?

Called strike three, batter is out.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#38

I have a few new references then which will fit your "chosen people" mentality:

You are gefilte fish on wonder bread
IT is Streits Matzoh. It's passover.
You are not appetizing or enjoyable.

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#39

SporK Wrote:I'm A-rod.

If this is a reference to how you're overly hyped and just can't win (no matter how hard you try), then I agree 100%.

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#40

TomFoolery Wrote:If this is a reference to how you're overly hyped and just can't win (no matter how hard you try), then I agree 100%.

Of course. Cause battin 300 with 40homers is overhype.

No matter. I still draw em to the stands.

-SporK

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