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Hey SporK
#1

You're 19 years old, right? That means your mom must be about 33?

Man up and post her name and address, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her when I visit Brooklyn in October. I'll post pics.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

that will be cool. she'll just about be done blowing the hot dog vendors outside yankee stadium for packets of Gulden's.
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#3

TomFoolery Wrote:You're 19 years old, right? That means your mom must be about 33?

Man up and post her name and address, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her when I visit Brooklyn in October. I'll post pics.

Knock yourself out, chief.

3733 cypress ave
brooklyn ny

-SporK

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#4

TomFoolery Wrote:You're 19 years old, right? That means your mom must be about 33?

Man up and post her name and address, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her when I visit Brooklyn in October. I'll post pics.
Sweet!
Dude, make sure to bring a sheet and cut a hole in it beforehand. That's how the Yids get down.
And make sure you're clean. She can't have your meat if there's cheese on it.
(Note to self: Call Parve to see if Astro-Glide is Kosher for Passover.)

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#5

SporK Wrote:Knock yourself out, chief.

3733 cypress ave
brooklyn ny

-SporK

Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#6

ball handler Wrote:Sweet!
Dude, make sure to bring a sheet and cut a hole in it beforehand. That's how the Yids get down.
And make sure you're clean. She can't have your meat if there's cheese on it.
(Note to self: Call Parve to see if Astro-Glide is Kosher for Passover.)

If that bitch tries some weird bris type shit by toothing my cock I will punch her lights out and rape her.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#7

ball handler Wrote:Sweet!
Dude, make sure to bring a sheet and cut a hole in it beforehand. That's how the Yids get down.
And make sure you're clean. She can't have your meat if there's cheese on it.
(Note to self: Call Parve to see if Astro-Glide is Kosher for Passover.)


big larry david fan much??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.

Hey idiot,

you'll see the name on the fucking mailbox. OR you could just ring the doorbell and ask for sporks mom. K thx

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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#9

TomFoolery Wrote:If that bitch tries some weird bris type shit by toothing my cock I will punch her lights out and rape her.


Don't forget to punch my lights out while you're at it.

2001 Stillwell Ave.

Ask for SporK.

Less talk more action, retard.

-SPorK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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#10

i think that address is for an aids clinic

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#11

snarg Wrote:i think that address is for an aids clinic

It may very well be.

-SporK

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-SPorK
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#12

SporK Wrote:Hey idiot,

you'll see the name on the fucking mailbox. OR you could just ring the doorbell and ask for sporks mom. K thx

-SporK

Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#13

SporK Wrote:Don't forget to punch my lights out while you're at it.

2001 Stillwell Ave.

Ask for SporK.

Less talk more action, retard.

-SPorK

Hey tough guy--I never said anything about wanting to punch your lights out.


I'll mail you her bloody underwear though. Thanks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#14

careful tfool
if she has aids there may be clotting problems
a word to the wise and all that

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#15

TomFoolery Wrote:Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.

Hey idiot,

you'll see the name on the fucking mailbox. OR you could just ring the doorbell and ask for sporks mom. K thx

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

[Image: attachment.php?attachmentid=9892&stc=1]

-SPorK
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#16

TomFoolery Wrote:Hey tough guy--I never said anything about wanting to punch your lights out.


I'll mail you her bloody underwear though. Thanks.

Drat!

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#17

SporK Wrote:Hey idiot,

you'll see the name on the fucking mailbox. OR you could just ring the doorbell and ask for sporks mom. K thx

-SporK


TomFoolery Wrote:...Man up and post her name and address, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her when I visit Brooklyn in October.

Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#18

TomFoolery Wrote:Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.

Did you yet not realize I am not going to give you her name?

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#19

TomFoolery Wrote:Are you retaded? I don't know why it's so fucking hard for you to understand simple english.

Give me her name, you fucking moron.


I dont think he knows her name dawg. Crack whores tend to sell their kids off for dope pretty early on.
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#20

SporK Wrote:Did you yet not realize I am not going to give you her name?

-SporK

Pussy

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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