[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Dear Jimmy,

I e-banged your wife in pm's on multiple occassions. I loved the way she typed and she was really digging the way I was typing back. Like really digging it. But I never loved her. It was all just about reading super hot pm's to me. I can't speak for her though. And I was never going to let her move in here. Seriously? I mean she's cool and all that, but I'm looking for something just a little more stable. I think she's fine for you though, don't get me wrong.

As for as the nakedness, I did take the coconut bra picture and shop a huge rack onto it. So, yeah, in a way I have.

I hope this clears it up.

Leu