[phantom]

I haven't been around much lately because I've been busy and because IT has been really boring. I thought I would give you all an update on my goings on.

I won't be able to hear from you know who for a whole week. A little depressed about that. :broken:

Next weekend I start playing blackjack tournaments whenever I can.

I'll be at the Gold Strike casino in Tunica MS playing next week if anybody wants to meet me or wants an autograph. Better yet, enter yourself and I'll "kick your ass" like I do on the board. A $250 entry fee is kind of steep to just start out but first place is $25,000 so it's worth a shot. The majority of people that think they can play blackjack are about as good at it as snarg is at posting. Besides, I should win enough to cover the fee. If I win I'll post a pic of myself holding one of those big checks. :yay:

I know all of you are concerned about my work hours and worry that I'm on part-time but that's not really true. One week I work Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Then the next week I work Wednesday and Thursday. Although it seems I work 5 days one week and 2 the next the work week starts on Saturday so I get 36 hours one week and 48 the next. Every other weekend I get a 3 day weekend which is pretty sweet.

That's about it for now.

I'll take questions if I find them interesting.

[spunky]

so in other words. you're going on bird's world tour as his caddy?

[BIRD33]

Nobody fucking cares.

[leeman]

Nobody fucking cares.

^^
This..

[phantom]

Nobody fucking cares.

I chose a title for the thread that described it well.

If you didn't care you wouldn't have read it.

[leeman]

Has nothing to do with read (I for sure didn't) ...

It said phantom and my "not interested mode" kicked in ...

[CT280]

I chose a title for the thread that described it well.

If you didn't care you wouldn't have read it.

lemme tell you how this stuff works. nobody here gives a fuck about what you do or when you do it. threads get read more for the witty replies by the old timers here, not because anyone gives a fuck what you're doing. so consider yourself a vehicle for the real entertainment. thanks for starting the thread, douchebag.

[phantom]

All of you are free to sign up for my weekly newsletter.

[cLaY]

"Been around much lately" = 4 days without posting? Fuck off chode.

[phantom]

"Been around much lately" = 4 days without posting? Fuck off chode.

Your research skills suck. I only missed a day.

[cLaY]

Your research skills suck. I only missed a day.

My give a fuck skills suck as well.

[phantom]

I'm the most regular poster here.

Sometimes I think I'm the only one that cares about this place.

[IBHUNG]

I'm the most regular poster here.

Sometimes I think I'm the only one that cares about this place.

it's because this shit IS your life

[phantom]

it's because this shit IS your life

Says the guy who administrates 2 boards. has several times my posts and does what he is told by his boss. You follow people around and try to run them from boards.

Face it Dick.

When it comes to how big a part this shit is to our lives you win hands down.

[PCM]

[phantom]

I was so tired and sleepy when I got there this weekend I didn't enter the tournament. I thought I might be out of practice but that appeared to not be true. I won over $500 in about 8 hours of play. That was my goal so I came home early.

I really love the Tunica casinos. All the hotel and gambling staff are friendly and relaxed. You don't see the dealers with the gaudy diamond rings like Vegas.

I should probably just quit my regular job especially when I can get Obamacare.

[BIRD33]

Phantom Update: His "Babe" is so embarrassed by him she's abandoned him here going on a few months.Totally has nothing to do with her bi polar disorder so don't even bother bringing it up.

[phantom]

She doesn't post here because they messed with her account and she quit trying to login. She hasn't abandoned me. We talk almost every day.


But this thread is about me and about keeping you plebeians informed of my activities.

[BIRD33]

We all, including you don't believe that.Her account for whatever has been done to it is fixed now.She can log in whenever she wants.She's abandoned you here mainly because you're so pathetic all you do is get your ass kicked.See her previous internet protectors (the Vitamin E's or LFC's) had a semblance of a sense of humor and could hold their own and not embarrass her or even help her out a bit.They also had a small brain but much larger then yours that gave them the presence of mind to jump ship when she was out of control.You on the other hand are a sad, fat human being who couldnt smack talk his way out of a paper bag and can't get a woman above a 5 to talk to you in real life so you cling to the internet women who send you pictures like grim death.

In short she wishes she never brought you here because she actually likes this place (she's fucking crazy) but as long as you're here she's forever tainted.

[phantom]

I don't remember much about LFC but Vit E was too worried about his internet rep to care about anybody else.

Honestly every time you talk about me getting my ass kicked it cracks me up. This is fun and games Birdy. I've never had a sore butt from the internet. That's probably a malady you've had to live with considering your chosen lifestyle. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You're just upset because you owned this place before I showed up.


Christy didn't bring me here.