[Velvet]

Subject: WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER
Woman's prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

Man's prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen

[War]

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, - well so far so good.
One who's handsome, smart and strong, - this is where you start to lose.
One who's loves to listen long, - this all this were you made it a fantisy
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

[Hambone]

That's about right the woman has to ask for everything and still not happy, but a man keeps it short and simple! :lol:

[Sassy]

That's about right the woman has to ask for everything and still not happy, but a man keeps it short and simple! :lol: 

Where did That's about right the woman get to ask for everything and still not happy but a man keeps it short and simple?I'm glad you find this amusing. :whee:

[Hambone]

Truth hurts

[Sassy]

Truth hurts

Can you speak any foreign languages?

[Velvet]

:lol:

[Sassy]

:lol:

I'm glad you find this amusing. :unsure:

[Hambone]

Yes can you

[Sassy]

Yes can you

What language can you speak? I think I can, don't you? :matrix:

[Hambone]

Italian

[Sassy]

Italian

What is it like growing up there?
Tell me a little about your life in ITALY. :p

[Velvet]

Hi Sassy my names Velvet

[Sassy]

Hi Sassy my names Velvet

:-) Hi there Undefined. That's me.
OK I will call you

Velvet
.

[Hambone]

I lived there thirteen years and I married a very great Italian woman

[Sassy]

I lived there thirteen years and I married a very great Italian woman

Did you miss America?
That is interesting:
Undefined said Undefined married a very great Italian woman.
:|

[leeman]

Hello Sassy!

My name is Leeman

[Sassy]

Hello Sassy!

My name is Leeman

Hello there. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

I am very pleased to meet you

Leeman
. :gom: