WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER - Printable Version

WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER - Printable Version

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WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER - Velvet - 05-25-2004

Subject: WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER
Woman's prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

Man's prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen

WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER - War - 05-25-2004

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep, - well so far so good.
One who's handsome, smart and strong, - this is where you start to lose. Big Grin

One who's loves to listen long, - this all this were you made it a fantisy
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

WOMAN'S VS MAN'S PRAYER - Hambone - 05-25-2004

That's about right the woman has to ask for everything and still not happy, but a man keeps it short and simple! :lol: