[BIRD33]

(216): let's bang
(773): You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

[WoolyGoat]

(253): The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls


wtf?

[WoolyGoat]

(845): If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.

[WoolyGoat]

(484): At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

[WoolyGoat]

(508): ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks

[WoolyGoat]

(216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
(513): so is it as big as he says?
(216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit