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this is not my worst b-day ever
i have spent my "special day" stuck in jail with no hope of release for several months
how about the rest of you loosers
what was you worst b-day experience??
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
Back in High School, call it '85. My girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed that morning. We went to a movie that night. I tried to get a visit from the Great Skulldini - she wasn't down. So, I begged. Eventually she obliged, and yawned for the hook. 30 seconds into the act, a couple of the stitches came out. We spent the next couple hours in the ER, they had to page an oral surgeon (it's okay to laff, I did) to fix her yap . In short I didn't get to gob, and the boyz were swollen and achin'. Worst B-Day I can think of.
A couple weeks later we split up. She told her friends the injury was caused by my little crooked dick. Thanks for the emotion scars and stuff, CUNT!
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Business trip in El Paso? I dunno, mine haven't been that bad...
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Vitamin E Wrote:Back in High School, call it '85. My girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed that morning. We went to a movie that night. I tried to get a visit from the Great Skulldini - she wasn't down. So, I begged. Eventually she obliged, and yawned for the hook. 30 seconds into the act, a couple of the stitches came out. We spent the next couple hours in the ER, they had to page an oral surgeon (it's okay to laff, I did) to fix her yap . In short I didn't get to gob, and the boyz were swollen and achin'. Worst B-Day I can think of.
A couple weeks later we split up. She told her friends the injury was caused by my little crooked dick. Thanks for the emotion scars and stuff, CUNT!
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second palce so far
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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