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worst birthday ever - snarg - 01-11-2006

this is not my worst b-day ever

i have spent my "special day" stuck in jail with no hope of release for several months

how about the rest of you loosers
what was you worst b-day experience??

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worst birthday ever - Vitamin E - 01-11-2006

Back in High School, call it '85. My girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed that morning. We went to a movie that night. I tried to get a visit from the Great Skulldini - she wasn't down. So, I begged. Eventually she obliged, and yawned for the hook. 30 seconds into the act, a couple of the stitches came out. We spent the next couple hours in the ER, they had to page an oral surgeon (it's okay to laff, I did) to fix her yap . In short I didn't get to gob, and the boyz were swollen and achin'. Worst B-Day I can think of.

A couple weeks later we split up. She told her friends the injury was caused by my little crooked dick. Thanks for the emotion scars and stuff, CUNT!

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worst birthday ever - WoolyGoat - 01-11-2006

Business trip in El Paso? I dunno, mine haven't been that bad...

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worst birthday ever - snarg - 01-11-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:Back in High School, call it '85. My girlfriend had her wisdom teeth removed that morning. We went to a movie that night. I tried to get a visit from the Great Skulldini - she wasn't down. So, I begged. Eventually she obliged, and yawned for the hook. 30 seconds into the act, a couple of the stitches came out. We spent the next couple hours in the ER, they had to page an oral surgeon (it's okay to laff, I did) to fix her yap . In short I didn't get to gob, and the boyz were swollen and achin'. Worst B-Day I can think of.

A couple weeks later we split up. She told her friends the injury was caused by my little crooked dick. Thanks for the emotion scars and stuff, CUNT!

:loool:
second palce so far

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