[Banana]

Most guys with huge penises (penii?) don't know how to use 'em. just sayin'

[Pickle]

But you're the one laying on your back playing with your balls - does your lover get poop on his fudge packer?

[BIRD33]

Most guys with huge penises (penii?) don't know how to use 'em. just sayin'

I'm constantly trying to start my car with it.

[CT280]

But you're the one laying on your back playing with your balls - does your lover get poop on his fudge packer?

you really know how to drive a thread into the ground.

[JCW]

I'm constantly trying to start my car with it.

If it fits in the key slot, it ain't that big, sunshine.

[CT280]

i have rated this thread a 1 star.

[Pickle]

you really know how to drive a thread into the ground.

I'm sick, cut me some slack.

[CT280]

you are dining at the excuse buffet