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once again pepsi ruins the flow and energy of Insanetrain. Great job cunt.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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TomFoolery Wrote:I guess I'll take your advice and make this board even more boring. Thanks for your wonderful advice, pepsi.
Post other shit. This is the only crap you ever post. I feel you want attention and this is the only way you can recieve it by posting shit about how you cant get pussy and recieving feedback from people who pity you.
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pepsi Wrote:Post other shit. This is the only crap you ever post. I feel you want attention and this is the only way you can recieve it by posting shit about how you cant get pussy and recieving feedback from people who pity you.
Yeah Tom, I am tired of pitying your dumb no stank on the hang down getting ass.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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TomFoolery Wrote:There's this chick I work with that always talks dirty to me. She's OK looking, and I'd probably fuck her if she didn't want a relationship out of it. For now it's just fun to fuck with her head and get her moist, and I do it just about every day.
Anyway, she's wearing these pants with zippers on the seams, and they (zippers) go all the way to the top of the pants. She was talking about how she wants me to unzip them and touch and taste what's inside.
I got a boner.
It just so happens that I'm wearing my Adidas track pants at work today, so after I was done talking to her I walked back to my desk with a tent pitched. I decided "fuck it", and re-positioned my stiffie to maximize its obviousness; then I walked around the office and talked to different women until it went away.
Discuss.
a video of this would be worthy
the other stunts are getting stale
without pics, this story is slightly amusing, but no more than that
sorry
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You want pics of a dork walking around the office pitching a tent in his track pants?
i was thinking more in terms of the reaction shots
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Paddy Wrote:That's it Tom, you have to start posting video to impress people now. No pressure.
a living legend must remain fresh to maintain legendary status
otherwise, one becomes a caricature of oneself
once the mediocrity sets in, the legend ceases to be
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Please forget how to type.
i'm conflicted about this:
it even sounds like a good idea to me
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Paddy Wrote:Fluffer. Woot!
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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