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Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-11-2005
There's this chick I work with that always talks dirty to me. She's OK looking, and I'd probably fuck her if she didn't want a relationship out of it. For now it's just fun to fuck with her head and get her moist, and I do it just about every day.
Anyway, she's wearing these pants with zippers on the seams, and they (zippers) go all the way to the top of the pants. She was talking about how she wants me to unzip them and touch and taste what's inside.
I got a boner.
It just so happens that I'm wearing my Adidas track pants at work today, so after I was done talking to her I walked back to my desk with a tent pitched. I decided "fuck it", and re-positioned my stiffie to maximize its obviousness; then I walked around the office and talked to different women until it went away.
Discuss.
Story About My Boner - cLaY - 11-11-2005
really, whats to discuss? oh yeah, fuck that chick just to fuck with her head.
Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-11-2005
cLaY Wrote:really, whats to discuss? oh yeah, fuck that chick just to fuck with her head.
She has my number but never calls. What a bitch. I'm gonna spit game at her this afternoon and see if she wants me to stop over tonight.
Story About My Boner - Slurker - 11-11-2005
If I was that chick at your work, I would also fuck with your head and talk dirty to you. Did I get that right?
Story About My Boner - BIRD33 - 11-11-2005
I'll save you the trip, no.
Story About My Boner - cLaY - 11-11-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:She has my number but never calls. What a bitch. I'm gonna spit game at her this afternoon and see if she wants me to stop over tonight.
show her the pic of your ass with my face on it...see if she thinks you're $$$ then.
Story About My Boner - paybacksare - 11-11-2005
Tom's fantasy world is so fun!
Story About My Boner - Slurker - 11-11-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:I'll save you the trip, no.
Hi Bird, I missed you.
Story About My Boner - BIRD33 - 11-11-2005
Slurker Wrote:Hi Bird, I missed you.
I hate you.
Story About My Boner - Slurker - 11-11-2005
BIRD33 Wrote:I hate you.
:broken: ... I hate it when I fall for the homosexuals.
Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-11-2005
paybacksare Wrote:Tom's fantasy world is so fun!
If you worked here I would have poked you in the neck with my hard-on.
Story About My Boner - paybacksare - 11-11-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:If you worked here I would have poked you in the neck with my hard-on.
It's wrong that I got a little flushed when I read this, isn't it....
Please send pics.
Story About My Boner - SanDog - 11-12-2005
I am guessing none of the women in the office even noticed your one man. You would think you would have more of an 8 man after all the enzyte.
Story About My Boner - ntype - 11-12-2005
I have that same trouble when I tend to get really tired, I've got those huge boners all the time.
Story About My Boner - St0ney - 11-12-2005
I wish you worked in my office.
Story About My Boner - SanDog - 11-12-2005
Stoney Wrote:I wish you worked in my office.
You keep that up and his sorry ass may move.
Story About My Boner - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-12-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:There's this chick I work with that always talks dirty to me. She's OK looking, and I'd probably fuck her if she didn't want a relationship out of it. For now it's just fun to fuck with her head and get her moist, and I do it just about every day.:lool:Looking at Tom's av while reading this story made me laff.
Anyway, she's wearing these pants with zippers on the seams, and they (zippers) go all the way to the top of the pants. She was talking about how she wants me to unzip them and touch and taste what's inside.
I got a boner.
It just so happens that I'm wearing my Adidas track pants at work today, so after I was done talking to her I walked back to my desk with a tent pitched. I decided "fuck it", and re-positioned my stiffie to maximize its obviousness; then I walked around the office and talked to different women until it went away.
Discuss.
Story About My Boner - Paddy - 11-12-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:It just so happens that I'm wearing my Adidas track pants at work today.
Do you ever take those fukkers off? I'm hoping.
Story About My Boner - TomFoolery - 11-12-2005
Stoney Wrote:I wish you worked in my office.
Time for Round 2 of the boner walk.
Story About My Boner - pepsi - 11-12-2005
Hey tom you always talk about some girl wanting to fuck you or vice versa not to be mean, it never happens. Just forget about having sex and continue jacking off like you ususally do.