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There's this chick I work with that always talks dirty to me. She's OK looking, and I'd probably fuck her if she didn't want a relationship out of it. For now it's just fun to fuck with her head and get her moist, and I do it just about every day.
Anyway, she's wearing these pants with zippers on the seams, and they (zippers) go all the way to the top of the pants. She was talking about how she wants me to unzip them and touch and taste what's inside.
I got a boner.
It just so happens that I'm wearing my Adidas track pants at work today, so after I was done talking to her I walked back to my desk with a tent pitched. I decided "fuck it", and re-positioned my stiffie to maximize its obviousness; then I walked around the office and talked to different women until it went away.
Discuss.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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really, whats to discuss? oh yeah, fuck that chick just to fuck with her head.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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If I was that chick at your work, I would also fuck with your head and talk dirty to you. Did I get that right?
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I'll save you the trip, no.
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TomFoolery Wrote:She has my number but never calls. What a bitch. I'm gonna spit game at her this afternoon and see if she wants me to stop over tonight.
show her the pic of your ass with my face on it...see if she thinks you're $$$ then.
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Tom's fantasy world is so fun!
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TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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I am guessing none of the women in the office even noticed your one man. You would think you would have more of an 8 man after all the enzyte.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
I have that same trouble when I tend to get really tired, I've got those huge boners all the time.
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I wish you worked in my office.
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Stoney Wrote:I wish you worked in my office.
You keep that up and his sorry ass may move.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Hey tom you always talk about some girl wanting to fuck you or vice versa not to be mean, it never happens. Just forget about having sex and continue jacking off like you ususally do.
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