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For The Second Time in 3 Nights, I Left The Bar Thinking I Was Getting Laid
#41

hey, yeah, absolutely
when i lived in NM, i lived near some of the unser family

why doncha give me a call

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#42

Tom if I remember right there are some really $$$$ titty bars in Tampa. All nude and stuff.....

Why don't you just pay for your heavy petting... its a titty bar so you know not to get your hopes up.
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#43

Shut the fuck up.
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#44

Next time you are attempting to pick up chicks, feel free to use this tried and true line.

Listen honey. Don't make this rape turn into a murder.

WoolyGoat Wrote:If there's any more room on your nuts, I'd like to grab on. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:Secret Squirrel, I would like to hump you.
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#45

Secret Squirrel Wrote:Next time you are attempting to pick up chicks, feel free to use this tried and true line.

Listen honey. Don't make this rape turn into a murder.



$$$$
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#46

remember your ABC's bitch.


always be closing.
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#47

minorthreat Wrote:$$$$

Works like a charm.

WoolyGoat Wrote:If there's any more room on your nuts, I'd like to grab on. Thanks.
TomFoolery Wrote:Secret Squirrel, I would like to hump you.
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#48

coffee is for closers.
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#49

I need the Glengarry leads.
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#50

greed is good. greed works.
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#51

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#52

Tampa = Mons Venus.


That is all.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#53

SanDog Wrote:Tampa = Mons Venus.


That is all.

I just Googled the shit at work and pulled up the home page. Thanks, dick.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#54

mmh participating in sexual exploitation is bad for your karma.
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#55

TomFoolery Wrote:I just Googled the shit at work and pulled up the home page. Thanks, dick.
Excellent.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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