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For The Second Time in 3 Nights, I Left The Bar Thinking I Was Getting Laid
#1

I'm 0 for 2.
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#2

tomfoolery = teh suck
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#3

TomFoolery Wrote:I'm 0 for 2.

Real live girls are a little different from internet chicks, hun.
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#4

PurpleHaze Wrote:Real live girls are a little different from internet chicks, hun.

Sad
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#5

TomFoolery Wrote:Sad


I had sex in my backyard last night if that makes you feel any better.
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#6

Was her name Heather, too?
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#7

Dawg ...

A shower and shaving of knuckles helps ...

And crawling on the floor and biting her ancle screaming please doesn't help much either ...


Just sayin'

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#8

leeman Wrote:Dawg ...

A shower and shaving of knuckles helps ...

And crawling on the floor and biting her ancle screaming please doesn't help much either ...


Just sayin'

:lool:
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#9

So, what happened to blow it, each time?

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#10

Ntype Wrote::lool:

X2 that was a fucking $$$ post, leeman
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#11

Stoney Wrote:So, what happened to blow it, each time?


You want the short version or the long version?
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#12

TomFoolery Wrote:You want the short version or the long version?

and both finish with you assaulting some innocent sock.
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#13

TomFoolery Wrote:You want the short version or the long version?

What the hell, it's Sunday, I'm loading the bowl - let's go with the long.

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#14

TomFoolery Wrote:You want the short version or the long version?

Neither. Thanks
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#15

Sucks to be you.
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#16

just the cliff notes
TIA

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#17

You should have mentioned that you were famous on the internet.
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#18

Blondie Wrote:You should have mentioned that you were famous on the internet.

Agreed. It would have helped if he had said him and Tyrion Xavier were neck and neck for "Top Dog" of the year.
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#19

did he run away?
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#20

Anhil8tor Wrote:did he run away?


nyuk nyuk nyuk


edit: did you mean tfool or the guy he was trying to hit on??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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