[APB]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?


Why is it called lipstick if
you can still move your lips?


Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance
that little indestructible black box is?

Why do you need a driver's license to
buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

[Suicide Jim]

WARINING: MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BULLSHIT AHEAD.



Q. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
A. the pigment in our hair is basicly dead and can't regenerate color where as the pigment in our skin gets dark to protect future cells from damage.

Q. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
A. they can. it's just an unconsious action to open up their mouths.

Q. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
A. most glue bottles are made of plastic. glue doesn't stick well to plastic.

Q. Why don't you ever see the headline
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
A. psychics are full of shit.

Q. Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
A. because english profesers like to mess with us.

Q. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
A. see the last answer

Q. Why is a boxing ring square?
A. if you got youf head punched for a living would much of the stuff you do/say make sense?

Q. Why is it called lipstick if
you can still move your lips?
A. because it's an a stick form and goes on your lips.

Q. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
A. because every one fucks up every now and then.

Q. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
A. a long time ago some one decided it seemed right.

Q. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
A. so you can concentrait(sp) easyer

Q. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
A. real lemon juice cannot be produced in large enough amounts to fill all the lemon juice bottles but it can be used to help clean things.

Q. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
A. if he fucks up, you'll be broker than him.

Q. Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
A. because it counts seconds.

Q. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
A. every one is in a rush to get home.

Q. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
A. or eles it wouldn't be a compleate dictionary.

Q. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
A. they just aren't that interesting.

Q.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
A.to make sure cats never lose the urge to hunt mice.

Q. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance
that little indestructible black box is?
A. it would be too costly and the plane very well may not be able to fly.

Q. Why do you need a driver's license to
buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
A. because you need to prove you're at least some what responsable.

[fem]

Good answers Jim....well most of them anwayz. :lol:

[Suicide Jim]

a spoon full of logic can make all hard questions go away.

[ClayRock]

Jim...what the fuck do you do all day?

[APB]

Some pretty good answers there Jim, did you hurt yourself?

[Jdub]

Jim, get out much?

[Suicide Jim]

Jim...what the fuck do you do all day?
screw over who ever signs my pay checks.

did you hurt yourself?
on some level yes but i won't find out until i go to the head doctor again

Jim, get out much?
yes in fact i do. every night this week i've either been out with friends or out on a date.


i need to stop answering questions like that.

[SanDog]

Your sister does not qualify as a date.

[Banana]

Nor does your brother.

[Jdub]

His left hand!!! I thought you guys knew that!! :lol: