[Bill]

I'm not Amish, but I am surrounded by them.
Ask away and I'll answer the best I can.

[leucifer]

Do they use dial-up?

[Bill]

Not in the home.
elsewhere they'll use whatever is available.

[leucifer]

Not in the home.
elsewhere they'll use whatever is available.

Wait. For reals?

[leucifer]

Coke or Pepsi?

[Bill]

totally for real.
especially the younger generation. (the 20 somethings)
as for the soda, usually whichever is cheapest.

[Bill]

totally for real.
especially the younger generation. (the 20 somethings)
as for the soda, usually whichever is cheapest.

[bam]

Can you be both Amish and whorish?

[Blondie]

I don't really have any questions about Amish people.

[leucifer]

totally for real.
especially the younger generation. (the 20 somethings)
as for the soda, usually whichever is cheapest.

Well fuck me with a butter churner (not really).

See, I'd have thought that they were all about no interwebs. Although I do know they, especially the patriarchs, will read the paper to keep on things up right?

So bam really could be online and Amish...

[Blondie]

Wait. Yes I do.

Do they have special underware like mormons?

[leucifer]

Wait. Yes I do.

Do they have special underware like mormons?

Is that like a fancy type of tupperware?

[Bill]

Can you be both Amish and whorish?

yes.
there's a period of time when they are adults but have yet joined the church inwhich alot of amish are rather wild and crazy. they'll drive cars, dress like normal folks, hang out in bars and night clubs, etc....but once they join the church it all over with.

[Bill]

I doubt it, but I've never seen a pair of Victoria's secret's thongs hanging out on any wash lines either.

[bam]

Maybe I'm Amish and going through that phase and just didn't know it...

[leucifer]

yes.
there's a period of time when they are adults but have yet joined the church inwhich alot of amish are rather wild and crazy. they'll drive cars, dress like normal folks, hang out in bars and night clubs, etc....but once they join the church it all over with.

Didn't they try to make a reality show about this?

[Bill]

yes they did.

[leucifer]

And it failed miserably... as it should have.

[Jimmy]

Well they certainly didn't watch it.

[BIRD33]

Here's a question, William.I know the answer since I think I'm more of an expert on the amish then you but how do they sell those amish heaters you see in the back of newspapers if they don't use electricity?